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All I can say is YIKES to all three, claws. :buggedout: :buggedout:
Yikes, indeed :buggedout:
Fancy skinning a poor defenceless tiger that way :teddyr:
We haven't shown ads for cigarettes here for years. Not on TV, in magazines, on billboards, bus shelters etc. They haven't been around since I was a kid.
Even in the supermarket where you can still buy cigs, most of them are hidden away behind the counter and in lockable opaque cabinets. There's only a small percentage of the actual packaging that retailers are allowed to show to the public.
:buggedout:
WOW! Those would totally not fly today. Not for a second.
Warning: NSFW and quite racist:
http://www.oddee.com/item_96917.aspx
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^ Those ones are just plain creepy...
Quote from: Circus Circus on April 20, 2011, 06:50:45 AM
^ Those ones are just plain creepy...
I like the one of the pig slicing himself. I may get that framed for the kitchen.
Quote from: Dr. Strangelove on April 20, 2011, 04:54:21 AM
Enough sexism, try this add with several products you couldn't do today:
http://theyalwayscomeback.blogspot.com/2008/01/funny-face-drink-mix.html
I remember those Funny Face drink mixes very well. In fact, there was a kid who lived in my cousin's neighborhood whose father worked for Pillsbury. The kid had an entire collection of Funny Face pillows in his bedroom, which I thought was very cool when I was about 5 years old.
Love the add for Chase and Sanborn!
When I get married, no way in hell am i ever bringing home the right coffee! :buggedout:
Here is a game I posted before under another topic. Pretty offensive, although I've read some things about it that indicate it may be a hoax and this game never really existed.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCKxWQCs3f0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMqd5EQXD-g&feature=related
Quote from: The Burgomaster on April 20, 2011, 10:58:02 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMqd5EQXD-g&feature=related
You know its kind of sad that toy guns are washing their way out of stores. That would be thanks to the random lunatics that actually blow people away with real ones.
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that pig slciing itself one is for headcheese which is some pretty wild stuff that I keep daring myself to buy from baza, the local Russian supermarket.
Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on April 20, 2011, 05:10:22 AM
:buggedout:
WOW! Those would totally not fly today. Not for a second.
Warning: NSFW and quite racist:
http://www.oddee.com/item_96917.aspx
The soap one reminded me of something my wife said at store with her mother at a very young age. She saw a black guy and asked a similar question out loud. Her mother said she would have crawled in a hole if there was one.
Quote from: Dr. Strangelove on April 20, 2011, 04:54:21 AM
Enough sexism, try this add with several products you couldn't do today:
http://theyalwayscomeback.blogspot.com/2008/01/funny-face-drink-mix.html
That was interesting, Nook, em, Bara... uhh, Stranger. :wink: Now you'll see what a nice guy I am, and the king leftie (thanks, thanks alot) of this forum. The operative word is LEFTIE. However, I never tolerate bad manners, despise labels, and am mostly an anarchist. No, I didn't misspell "anti-christ".
This was so great, I transcribed it! :tongueout: Gimme dat shoogaree sodar!! :drink:
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 20, 2011, 06:08:39 AM
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HOW SOON IS TOO SOON? (
Well... The Soda Pop Board of America says...):
Not soon enough. Laboratory tests over the last few years have proven that babies who start drinking soda during that early formative period
have a much higher chance of gaining acceptance and "fitting in" during those awkward pre-teen and teen years. So, do yourself a favor.
Do your child a favor. Start them on a strict regimen of sodas and other sugary carbonated beverages right now, for a lifetime of guaranteed happiness. :teddyr:
THE SODA POP BOARD OF AMERICA, 1515 W. Hart Ave. Chicago, ILL.
:twirl: :drink: :bouncegiggle:
I want sound effects!! Ugahugahugah!!! Y'might have a lifetime of "guaranteed happiness" but you won't have any teeth!! :teddyr:
Quote from: The DarkSider on April 20, 2011, 11:08:12 AM
You know its kind of sad that toy guns are washing their way out of stores. That would be thanks to the random lunatics that actually blow people away with real ones.
Yeh, I love toy guns. I just hate real ones.
I dunno, I guess modern times haven't got a lot to be proud of either...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKAW96N-Vms&feature=related
"You dumb dame, f*ck the petunias and go get me the right coffee!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOlDXx4_0DE
I love this commercial. It was a different time, to be sure.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZvHiiWFbBU
And I actually have one of these metal signs somewhere. I found it at a rummage sale and it was so hilariously appalling, I had to have it. My wife wouldn't let me put it anywhere people might see it though.
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The woman of me dreams! :buggedout:
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Cigs and booze for breakfast! :thumbup: :drink:
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Side note, my father used to have a Joe Camel jacket. I really wish we would have kept that. I would wear it just to be a dick.
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Quote from: RCMerchant on April 20, 2011, 06:08:39 AM
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Question, are there more overly offensive animal ads like this? I have a decorating idea for the kitchen. I'm serious!
Quote from: The DarkSider on April 21, 2011, 10:04:31 PM
Question, are there more overly offensive animal ads like this? I have a decorating idea for the kitchen. I'm serious!
It's only really offensive if you aren't prepared to face up to where your food comes from. I think, in a butcher's, you could probably still get away with that advert.
Quote from: The DarkSider on April 21, 2011, 10:04:31 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 20, 2011, 06:08:39 AM
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Question, are there more overly offensive animal ads like this? I have a decorating idea for the kitchen. I'm serious!
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RC, you are friggin' amazing!
Quote from: The DarkSider on April 21, 2011, 10:04:31 PM
Question, are there more overly offensive animal ads like this? I have a decorating idea for the kitchen. I'm serious!
Wish I could find something I once stumbled across in the middle of the night, many years ago. It was not an ad, but a product description on a website. The website sold equipment for slaughterhouses. The item was a pneumatic pig bunger (apparently it removes the anus) that looked like a fat pogo stick. The description sung with praises for this tool of the trade, including the epic claim that it could bung 1000 pigs an hour.
That's 8000 pig anuses in one 8 hour shift.
There was also a picture of it in use, which looked extremely uncomfortable for the pig, were it not obviously dead.
Quote from: Andrew on April 22, 2011, 07:52:35 AM
Quote from: The DarkSider on April 21, 2011, 10:04:31 PM
Question, are there more overly offensive animal ads like this? I have a decorating idea for the kitchen. I'm serious!
Wish I could find something I once stumbled across in the middle of the night, many years ago. It was not an ad, but a product description on a website. The website sold equipment for slaughterhouses. The item was a pneumatic pig bunger (apparently it removes the anus) that looked like a fat pogo stick. The description sung with praises for this tool of the trade, including the epic claim that it could bung 1000 pigs an hour.
That's 8000 pig anuses in one 8 hour shift.
There was also a picture of it in use, which looked extremely uncomfortable for the pig, were it not obviously dead.
I've seen that pic! Black and white,with some poor hog hanging buy his feet while some guy is jamming this big...THING up it's cornhole! Yummy! Makes me hungry for a pork chop! :buggedout:
Side note, I just had those pics printed and I plan on hanging them on the fridge when I get home!
Quote from: The DarkSider on April 22, 2011, 09:58:56 AM
Side note, I just had those pics printed and I plan on hanging them on the fridge when I get home!
Years ago I had hanging on my fridge a cartoon from HUSTLER magazine-a fat slob standing in the batroom eating a sub samwhich,watching his wife. Caption-
"Aw honey,don't douche- I like that cheezy flavor!" :bluesad:
I took it down before I had kids.
I don't think it's old...but it does absolutly NOTHING for my appetite. Except make me wanna throw up.
Just...just wrong.
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About a half minute, this youtube requires you double-click to watch on youtube. A terrific bit where racism is substituted with sexism:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwMAr4Vh5ao&feature=player_embedded
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Side note y'all, I sho is lovin' dis thread!
Dedicated to PETA
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:buggedout:
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^Facepalm
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What the HELL?!
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There's something strange yet familiar about this guy's face, and I finally figured out what it is. He looks like an aboriginal Udo Kier. :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 22, 2011, 04:04:21 AM
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We have one of these...or something EXTREMELY similar (may be a different brand). Wife's father gave it to us.
Yes, we've used it. :thumbup:
^ My mother has one back home we used a lot for turkey. It beats the pants off of the electronic food processors.
I'm guessing most of you first saw these at http://owni.eu/2010/11/08/top-48-ads-that-would-never-be-allowed-today/ just as I did.
In my opinion, these two examples top all the others:
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Let's see, who haven't we offended yet?
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Oh. Yeah. Forgot. Sorry I asked.
This is one of the funniest fuc*in' threads I've ever seen on here! :teddyr: :thumbup:
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Quote from: hudders on April 27, 2011, 03:47:04 AM
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This one actually saddens me.
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i find that she's enjoying that ice cream way too much! :buggedout:
Quote from: hudders on April 27, 2011, 03:47:04 AM
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Lol, I have to one-up you in the "that's just WRONG" department:
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Just WTF were they thinking when they made this ad?
Quote from: hudders on April 27, 2011, 03:47:04 AM
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:buggedout:
Sooooooooo......wrong.....
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I know what they were trying to say here, but it still sounds wrong.
Quote from: ghouck on April 27, 2011, 09:31:23 PM
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Just WTF were they thinking when they made this ad?
I shouldn't laugh but this is too much :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: Circus Circus on April 28, 2011, 01:04:27 PM
Quote from: El Toro Loco on April 27, 2011, 07:44:25 PM
Quote from: Circus Circus on April 27, 2011, 12:48:40 PM
Quote from: El Toro Loco on April 23, 2011, 12:46:50 AM
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Huh?
HINT: Her left hand is doing what?
Faintly touching her non-existent breasticle.
I figured that was the point of posting it. I see nothing sexual there, and I have a whole thread dedicated to what a perv I am. :teddyr:
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Quote from: Doggett on April 29, 2011, 05:00:05 AM
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I love where the guy's eyes are shamelessly pointing.
Stockings are f**king hot
Quote from: Circus Circus on April 29, 2011, 11:40:38 AM
Stockings are f**king hot
specially fishnets..... ohhhhh yeeeaaahhhhh. :wink:
http://vintage-ads.livejournal.com/2639559.html
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Quote from: The Man from Ed on May 12, 2011, 02:31:29 PM
http://vintage-ads.livejournal.com/2639559.html
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Wasn't this an episode of
Gilligan's Island?
Quote from: Circus Circus on April 29, 2011, 11:40:38 AM
Stockings are f**king hot
Yeeech...I hate those things...
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Quote from: Raffine on May 12, 2011, 05:57:45 PM
Quote from: The Man from Ed on May 12, 2011, 02:31:29 PM
http://vintage-ads.livejournal.com/2639559.html
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Wasn't this an episode of Gilligan's Island?
Yup lol. Gilligan's Island: Pass the Vegetables, Please. :twirl:
Quote from: Hammock Rider on May 19, 2011, 09:17:35 AM
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They could still do that one today. It would just be turned around so that her husband is some macho doofus who chivalrously insists on opening the ketchup bottle, and she shows him that she can open it just fine by herself. Amazing how you can say the exact same thing a different way, and create an impression that is entirely opposite.
http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_206_26-old-timey-ads-modern-products/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=fanpage&utm_campaign=new+article&wa_ibsrc=fanpage
This photoshop contest is perfect for this topic. Enjoy!
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