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Title: After Last Season - will melt your face.
Post by: RD on April 23, 2011, 06:58:31 AM
The 2000s gave birth to what many consider to be two of the worst and most inept films ever; The Room and Birdemic: shock AND Terror. Now there is After Last Season

If you open the Ark of the Covenant, this film is what waits inside ready to melt your face off and electricute your flesh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYXRD_jOO48

I found out about this film the other day while reading a Birdemic review. After seeing the trailer I wasn't sure if this was a hoax. Even after seeing the official site and imdb page (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1196334/) I am not convinced this is real. The MRI machine is made of Paper!! Paper!

Has anyone here survived this in its entirety?
Title: Re: After Last Season - will melt your face.
Post by: JPickettIII on April 23, 2011, 07:10:05 AM
Have not seen it, but I am always open pain.   :cheers:

I will have to look at this.   :twirl:

Later,

John
Title: Re: After Last Season - will melt your face.
Post by: Raffine on April 23, 2011, 07:17:47 AM
I bet it's not a hoax. I've sat through some home-grown horror movies (usually featuring a couple of scenes with a 80s horror 'star' to be had for cheap) that were actually picked up by Lionsgate that were sooooo bad they would make you want to gouge your eyes out and pop your eardrums. And they were deadly serious about it.
Title: Re: After Last Season - will melt your face.
Post by: Rev. Powell on April 23, 2011, 12:54:06 PM
It's real. 

I survived but I don't really recommend it.   Bad, but not fun bad.  It's more something to watch just to say you've seen it. 

Here's my review (http://366weirdmovies.com/list-candidate-after-last-season-2009).  Excerpt: "'Huh?,' 'um...,' and 'whah?' are all equally valid responses to After Last Season.  This movie may go down as this generation's Beast of Yucca Flats: stultifyingly dull at times, but so full of misguided directorial choices and  failed attempts at cinematic poetry that it takes on a dreamlike character.  Watching After Last Season is like trying to follow a old timey radio monologue on an AM radio station with fading reception: you can tell there's a voice trying to make itself heard, but the transmission is so garbled that the basics of the story become lost in static and long stretches of dead air.  It's difficult watching, for sure—thus the 'beware' rating—but for intrepid curiosity seekers looking to experience the worst of the worst, it's a must see."
Title: Re: After Last Season - will melt your face.
Post by: voltron on April 23, 2011, 05:13:24 PM
Oh my f**king god. Totally loss fer werds. This is legit? Whoa...makes Scream (1981) look like a Bergman film.  :buggedout:
Title: Re: After Last Season - will melt your face.
Post by: RD on April 23, 2011, 09:36:27 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on April 23, 2011, 12:54:06 PM
It's real. 

I survived but I don't really recommend it.   Bad, but not fun bad.  It's more something to watch just to say you've seen it. 

Here's my review (http://366weirdmovies.com/list-candidate-after-last-season-2009).  Excerpt: "'Huh?,' 'um...,' and 'whah?' are all equally valid responses to After Last Season.  This movie may go down as this generation's Beast of Yucca Flats: stultifyingly dull at times, but so full of misguided directorial choices and  failed attempts at cinematic poetry that it takes on a dreamlike character.  Watching After Last Season is like trying to follow a old timey radio monologue on an AM radio station with fading reception: you can tell there's a voice trying to make itself heard, but the transmission is so garbled that the basics of the story become lost in static and long stretches of dead air.  It's difficult watching, for sure—thus the 'beware' rating—but for intrepid curiosity seekers looking to experience the worst of the worst, it's a must see."

Thank you for the insight. I think I'll skip this one, I am not that much of a masochist. At least Birdemic provided several Laugh out loud moments.
Title: Re: After Last Season - will melt your face.
Post by: Criswell on April 23, 2011, 10:07:47 PM
What was the trailer even about?
Title: Re: After Last Season - will melt your face.
Post by: bob on April 24, 2011, 02:50:46 AM
But will it fry my brain?
Title: Re: After Last Season - will melt your face.
Post by: Psycho Circus on April 24, 2011, 05:15:08 AM
Quote from: Criswell on April 23, 2011, 10:07:47 PM
What was the trailer even about?

Who knows Criswell, who knows....  :question: