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Title: Pick any actor for your made-up FICTIONAL ROLE
Post by: Allhallowsday on May 02, 2011, 11:25:17 PM
I was talking with an old friend the other night about the royal wedding, and she commented that Prince William wasn't handsome and I said he looks like his head were two melons one balanced on the other, and she remarked Harry looked better though he was a "ginger" and...
"Ohmigod! have you seen CARROT TOP lately?"   :question:  :bouncegiggle:  
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-AYUq-Zidoc4/TWVdtj5B7aI/AAAAAAAAABs/5iCoFGB3iDs/s1600/0928_carrot_top_3reveal_wi_fm_2.jpg)

I responded "Jesus ??  From the GODSPELL movie???"  :question:  

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/Chrisztof/GodSpellJesus.jpg)  
(VICTOR GARBER)

She replied:  "No!  SATAN!!!"  So I thought... hmmm...

GODSPELL II Starring CARROT TOP as SATAN  
(http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/carrot-top-vegas-birthday.gif)  

What's your made-up role for a living actor in a made-up movie ??  
Title: Re: Pick any actor for your made-up FICTIONAL ROLE
Post by: peter johnson on May 03, 2011, 12:38:39 AM
Christopher Lee as the God role in a remake of David Lynch's "Eraserhead"- He's old enough - He's smart enough - He has the sense of God enough . . .

peter 0 - I'll go away now -
Title: Re: Pick any actor for your made-up FICTIONAL ROLE
Post by: AndyC on May 03, 2011, 08:39:29 AM
Shia LaBoeuf as Hermie the Misfit Elf in a live-action Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

Actually, they made a much better joke on Rifftrax, with Shia being cast as the bowl full of mush in a big-screen adaptation of Goodnight Moon.
Bill Corbett: "It's the role he was born to play."
Title: Re: Pick any actor for your made-up FICTIONAL ROLE
Post by: Olivia Bauer on May 03, 2011, 01:11:14 PM
I've invented my own series that would make it easier as a cartoon than a movie. I might go into detail about this more if you ask me but I've assigned voice actors to each role so I have an idea what they sound like. If you guys want me to talk about it just say so, but I'll have a very long speech.
Title: Re: Pick any actor for your made-up FICTIONAL ROLE
Post by: Mr. DS on May 03, 2011, 01:12:33 PM
Bill Murray or Bruce Willis maybe.
Title: Re: Pick any actor for your made-up FICTIONAL ROLE
Post by: AndyC on May 03, 2011, 01:38:07 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on May 03, 2011, 01:12:33 PM
Bill Murray or Bruce Willis maybe.

For what role? I think I missed something.
Title: Re: Pick any actor for your made-up FICTIONAL ROLE
Post by: Allhallowsday on May 03, 2011, 03:51:06 PM
Quote from: AndyC on May 03, 2011, 01:38:07 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on May 03, 2011, 01:12:33 PM
Bill Murray or Bruce Willis maybe.

For what role? I think I missed something.
Yeh, me too.
Title: Re: Pick any actor for your made-up FICTIONAL ROLE
Post by: Leah on May 03, 2011, 05:17:16 PM
Sissy Spacek as a succubus in a Greek mythology version Carrie.- yes,i did that purposefully. :wink:
Title: Re: Pick any actor for your made-up FICTIONAL ROLE
Post by: Allhallowsday on May 03, 2011, 06:45:35 PM
Quote from: peter johnson on May 03, 2011, 12:38:39 AM
Christopher Lee as the God role in a remake of David Lynch's "Eraserhead"- He's old enough - He's smart enough - He has the sense of God enough . . .
peter 0 - I'll go away now -
Great idea... he might look a little like this:  
(http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/LOTR_Fell030_ChristopherLee.jpg)  

Quote from: AndyC on May 03, 2011, 08:39:29 AM
Shia LaBoeuf as Hermie the Misfit Elf in a live-action Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aJJ_ROYxmeI/TQ-EGB3OQOI/AAAAAAAAAa8/0Q0cfkR-kpU/s1600/hermie1.gif)(http://hotcelebrity.name/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/shia-labeouf.jpg)
There is a resemblance. 

Quote from: El Toro Loco on May 03, 2011, 05:17:16 PM
Sissy Spacek as a succubus in a Greek mythology version Carrie.- yes,i did that purposefully. :wink:

Now yer talkin'!!  We need to have pix, though:
(http://hollywoodhatesme.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/carrie.jpg)
Title: Re: Pick any actor for your made-up FICTIONAL ROLE
Post by: Mr. DS on May 03, 2011, 08:18:39 PM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on May 03, 2011, 03:51:06 PM
Quote from: AndyC on May 03, 2011, 01:38:07 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on May 03, 2011, 01:12:33 PM
Bill Murray or Bruce Willis maybe.

For what role? I think I missed something.
Yeh, me too.
Myself
Title: Re: Pick any actor for your made-up FICTIONAL ROLE
Post by: retrorussell on May 03, 2011, 08:22:23 PM
BUTT PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN

Starring:
Keanu Reeves as the butt pirate captain.  With Christian Slater as his first "mate".  :teddyr:
Title: Re: Pick any actor for your made-up FICTIONAL ROLE
Post by: Doggett on May 03, 2011, 08:56:17 PM
Jeff Goldblum playing a nerdy scientist!

Like this:
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fxGuwquBG10/TQv7O7F0gLI/AAAAAAAAA0Y/shVuYV9kWlc/s1600/goldblum.gif)

And this:
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tbbBo5gDRlg/SvHmdnjKZoI/AAAAAAAAApE/xJMNO5OAf_I/s400/fly_1986_xl_01--film-A.jpg)

Or this:
(http://www.ratedwrong.com/storage/6683.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1268368916385)

Perhaps this?:
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8771uR0q31qbao74.png)
Title: Re: Pick any actor for your made-up FICTIONAL ROLE
Post by: Allhallowsday on May 03, 2011, 09:14:04 PM
Great pix, butcha gotta come up with a MOVIE toovie!!  What's the title of yer movies??
Title: Re: Pick any actor for your made-up FICTIONAL ROLE
Post by: Doggett on May 03, 2011, 09:29:42 PM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on May 03, 2011, 09:14:04 PM
Great pix, butcha gotta come up with a MOVIE toovie!!  What's the title of yer movies??

Okay, okay...

Jeff Goldblum starring in:

Science: The Movie

:teddyr:

In a world where the ignorant have taken over; he plays Dr. Eric Jefferson a man trying to prove to the world why science is so important to mankind.

He's also kinda erratic and anxious.
A little nervous with an unstated nerdy cool to him.
Title: Re: Pick any actor for your made-up FICTIONAL ROLE
Post by: Allhallowsday on May 04, 2011, 01:04:51 AM
Quote from: Doggett on May 03, 2011, 09:29:42 PM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on May 03, 2011, 09:14:04 PM
Great pix, butcha gotta come up with a MOVIE toovie!!  What's the title of yer movies??
Okay, okay...
Jeff Goldblum starring in:
Science: The Movie
:teddyr:
In a world where the ignorant have taken over; he plays Dr. Eric Jefferson a man trying to prove to the world why science is so important to mankind.  He's also kinda erratic and anxious.  A little nervous with an unstated nerdy cool to him.  

(http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2011-04-11-DrZauis.gif)
I won't be yer Zira, but I will always be your Dr. Zaius.