"I hope you saved room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach!!"
Quote from: A.J. Bauer on May 03, 2011, 07:56:13 AM
"I hope you saved room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach!!"
I have a funny feeling we'll be seeing a lot of Arnold in this thread. :teddyr:
"Ice to see you."
"If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put on your Sunday finest. It's time to feast."
"If you keep looking at me, you'll see me kill you." ~ FREEJACK
"If there's one thing we can tell you, it's this - a crazy killer is crazy, and he WILL kill you."
From Breakheart Pass:
The Reverend: "Simple charity to your fellow man."
John Deakin: "My 'fellow man' is about to hang me!" :teddyr:
"Uplink underground, uplink underground. If you say that one more time, I'll uplink your ass, and you'll be underground!"
"How about a kiss ... on my fist" - The Last Dragon (1985)
Dunno, but that line always cracks me up.
Okay, I'm very sorry to do this, because it's not from a movie, but I can't resist.
I actually watch Dancing With the Stars. It is a guilty pleasure for me, and I really don't care what that says to any of you, I am a confident heterosexual. :teddyr:
In any case, one of the judges, Lenny, said something last night that cracked me up, but it's such a cheesy line. When giving comments on a dance, he said:
"You were like a James Bond martini. You were shakin', and I was stirred."
I'm using that line the next time I dance with my wife.
Green Goblin: "Are you in or are you out?"
Spider-Man: "You're the one who's out, Gobby. Out of your MIND!"
technically a two-liner, but dumb enough to include here
"Signal blocked?!? What does this mean?"
"It means someone's blocked the signal!!!"
- Steel Trap(2009)
Littlejohn: Braddock! I'm warning you, don't step on any toes.
James Braddock: I don't step on toes, Littlejohn, I step on necks.
-Missing In Action III
"If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave his ass and tell him to walk backwards."-Gleaming the Cube
From "The Room":
EVERY SINGLE LINE!
Ah-nohld in Last Action Hero:
"You wanna be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres!" and promptly kicks a guy so hard in the nuts that he flies away.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DxfUDZFtKQ
Billy Blanks in The King of the Kickboxers, where he finds out that the man he about to fight is the brother of the man he previously killed in a martial arts snuff movie. Note the dramatic pauses!
"YOU are the brother...! How ... perfect!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y86Jsv-o9rQ
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
"If the hanging didn't kill you, maybe my coffee will." :teddyr: :teddyr:
~ Pat Hingle, Hang Em High
"I ain't got time to bleed...."
Almost everything Bruce Campbell says in Evil Dead II
From Last Of The Finest [aka Blue Heat]:
Bad guy: "Tell me where the money is!"
Brian Dennehy: "Sh*thouse."
Bad guy: "What?"
BD: "The cesspool."
:teddyr:
"I kick ass for the lord" -Brain Dead
"That's all I'm takin' from you!"
Paul Trent in PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE right before he punches Eros for saying humans are too violent.
"Mama-this cloth smells of death!"-Micheal in BURIAL GROUND.
"I don't want no white man lookin' at my Tampax!"
Grizelda (Jean Hill) DESPERATE LIVING
"You can't mesmirize me! I'm british!"
-At The Earth's Core
"Have you been playing with dead cats?"
-Troll
"See you in salsa."
-Return of the Killer Tomatoes
Cooke: You scared, motherf**ker? Well, you should be, because this Green Beret is going to kick your big ass!
Matrix: I eat Green Berets for breakfast. And right now, I'm very hungry!
Cindy: [hiding under a table] I can't believe this macho bulls**t...
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[Matrix has thrown a pipe through Bennett]
Matrix: Let off some steam, Bennett.
Commando
Inspector to Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee:The two of you together-that's fine. But what if one of you is the monster?
Cushing: Monster? We're British,you know.
from HORROR EXPRESS (1972).
That always cracks me up! :bouncegiggle:
More from that font of all things cool, Commando:
Woman: "What happened to (the guy Arnold was dangling over the cliff)?"
Arnold: "I let him go."
Quote from: Archivist on May 07, 2011, 04:52:14 AM
More from that font of all things cool, Commando:
Woman: "What happened to (the guy Arnold was dangling over the cliff)?"
Arnold: "I let him go."
"Remember I said I'd kill you last? I lied!"
Quote from: A.J. Bauer on May 07, 2011, 01:44:36 PM
Quote from: Archivist on May 07, 2011, 04:52:14 AM
More from that font of all things cool, Commando:
Woman: "What happened to (the guy Arnold was dangling over the cliff)?"
Arnold: "I let him go."
"Remember I said I'd kill you last? I lied!"
Bennett: John, I'm not going to shoot you between the eyes. I'm going to shoot you between the balls.
Time to change the thread title :lookingup:
"F*ck you, Lucky Charms!"
"It's not how far we go, it's how go we far!" -ski school
"If brains were bird s**t , you'd have a clean cage" -Hard Ticket to Hawaii
I'll dedicate my last number to all the undead from around the world.
(zombie DJ from ZOMBIE 3)
Quote from: Circus Circus on May 07, 2011, 02:10:46 PM
Time to change the thread title :lookingup:
I don't want to make a "Worst 'Commando' One-liners."
Though we could make a looooooooooooong list.
:twirl:
"Every bone in her crotch . . . that's what I'm gonna break!" ~ Peter Fonda in DIRTY MARY, CRAZY LARRY
"The price is WRONG, b***h!"
-Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore after knocking out Bob Barker
The classic of all from "They Live"
Rowdy Randy just after he sneaks into a bank and realizes he just walked into a bank with a shotgun and everyone thinks he's robbing it: "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum.... and I'm all out of bubble gum"
Burt Reynolds on the toilet: "Just sh*t and shove it under the door!"