QuoteBRAZIL, May 11, 2011.- A woman aged 36 was enabled by the justice to masturbate in her workplace because she has a strange disease.
This is the story of Ana Catarina Bezerra Silvares, an employee of an accounting firm, a divorced mother of three who lives in the village Vila Velha, EspĂrito Santo.
The woman suffers from a rare condition known as "compulsion orgasmic", caused by a chemical alteration in the brain region of the cortex, which leads her to masturbate several times a day to relieve the deep anguish that it causes.
Under this circumstance, Bezerra started legal proceedings with the company where she works that eventually won and that enables to masturbate for 15 minutes every two hours, besides using the computer to see erotic images that stimulate her desire.
The Brazilian newspaper North Regiao reported that the woman confessed, "There was a day I had to masturbate 47 times", adding: "I began to suppose that this could not be normal, and decided to seek help."
Currently, Bezerra follows a treatment that includes a potent cocktail of sedatives which gets her to "only" masturbate 18 times a day.
Source: m24digital.com (http://m24digital.com/en/2011/05/11/the-court-ruled-in-her-favor-and-now-she-can-masturbate-at-work)
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I saw a woman like this on one of those discovery shows. She took medication to quit smoking and it ended up curing her.
I've seen a couple of tv shows about this and read some articles in the past. Seems to affect a few people, my ex used to do it 5 times a day but she didn't have a disease (other than being evil)...
I bet the place she works at wasn't very pleasured to find out she won.
She got fingered for this crime a long time ago I hear.
Quote from: The DarkSider on May 14, 2011, 08:20:50 PM
She got fingered for this crime a long time ago I hear.
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U-Oh! Here we go again.... :lookingup:
I don't know. Something about this rubs me the wrong way. :tongueout:
Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on May 15, 2011, 03:00:58 PM
I don't know. Something about this rubs me the wrong way. :tongueout:
It gets my knickers in a twist!
I bet that ruling really hit the spot with her . . .
I wonder what the climax of this story will end up being.
I dunno, but I bet it's a touchy subject.
Since when is having an orgasm a cause of anguish? If she had been with me, perhaps then yes but wow. :question:
The problem was solved in one stroke.
Probably a good thing this was a woman. Much easier to be discreet about it, and no need to issue rain ponchos to the other employees.
Saw a 1000 ways to die, where this boyfriend kept touching this lady, which then has an orgasm, she snapped and he fell down the stairs which then killed him.
Quote from: AndyC on May 16, 2011, 05:28:33 PM
and no need to issue rain ponchos to the other employees.
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She always gets her 5 a day...
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Currently, Bezerra follows a treatment that includes a potent cocktail of sedatives which gets her to "only" masturbate 18 times a day.
Yeah, I guess a good stiff cocktail would help with this situation too :wink:
[Trevor sighs] So it's come to this, has it? :wink: :tongueout:
Quote from: Trevor on May 27, 2011, 04:10:57 AM
[Trevor sighs] So it's come to this, has it? :wink: :tongueout:
That pun is frigging awful. :teddyr:
Quote from: Trevor on May 27, 2011, 04:10:57 AM
[Trevor sighs] So it's come to this, has it? :wink: :tongueout:
Quote from: AndyC on May 27, 2011, 07:50:01 AMThat pun is frigging awful. :teddyr:
Maybe, but think of this too:
This lady is free and clear of any potential fees for future legal battles in this case, because she can get herself off just fine now :wink: