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Title: Giant Shrimp: Is that an oxymoron?
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on May 26, 2011, 02:55:19 AM
http://www.livescience.com/14320-largest-sea-predators-fossils.html

EBIRAH! 
Title: Re: Giant Shrimp: Is that an oxymoron?
Post by: Mr. DS on May 26, 2011, 07:19:18 AM
No Joe,  YOU'RE the oxymoron pal.  Next time watch your language.  :hatred:

:wink: :bouncegiggle:

I took a look at it and thought two words, cocktail sauce.  
Title: Re: Giant Shrimp: Is that an oxymoron?
Post by: Andrew on May 26, 2011, 07:24:14 AM
Quote from: The DarkSider on May 26, 2011, 07:19:18 AM
I took a look at it and thought two words, cocktail sauce.  

This is a problem I have as well.  The first thing that comes to mind when I see an animal is what it tastes like. 
Title: Re: Giant Shrimp: Is that an oxymoron?
Post by: Mr. DS on May 26, 2011, 08:40:00 AM
Quote from: Andrew on May 26, 2011, 07:24:14 AM
Quote from: The DarkSider on May 26, 2011, 07:19:18 AM
I took a look at it and thought two words, cocktail sauce.  

This is a problem I have as well.  The first thing that comes to mind when I see an animal is what it tastes like. 
Yep, I actually get hungry at a petting zoo.
Title: Re: Giant Shrimp: Is that an oxymoron?
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on May 26, 2011, 04:01:03 PM
Animal Planet, Food Channel.  What's the difference?
Title: Re: Giant Shrimp: Is that an oxymoron?
Post by: ghouck on May 26, 2011, 05:38:12 PM
I'm still hoping that someday I get to find out what Dinosaur and Extra Terrestrial taste like.
Title: Re: Giant Shrimp: Is that an oxymoron?
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on May 26, 2011, 09:45:16 PM
Would it be proper to say that dinosaur tastes like chicken, or that chicken tastes like dinosaur?
Title: Re: Giant Shrimp: Is that an oxymoron?
Post by: AndyC on May 27, 2011, 08:02:00 AM
Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on May 26, 2011, 09:45:16 PM
Would it be proper to say that dinosaur tastes like chicken, or that chicken tastes like dinosaur?

Chicken would be a good guess, I think. Athough dinosaur might taste like emu, which is a red meat. Makes a nice burger, although it's a bit dry.

That six-foot shrimp looks like it might have at least three feet of good tail meat. Probably hard to cook it in one piece though, at least without overcooking the outside before the inside is done. Can't imagine what it would take to drop that thing in boiling water anyway. However it's cooked, I'd probably eat it with melted butter and a squeeze of lemon.
Title: Re: Giant Shrimp: Is that an oxymoron?
Post by: Flick James on May 27, 2011, 01:15:28 PM
Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on May 26, 2011, 04:01:03 PM
Animal Network, Food Channel.  What's the difference?

Let's just call it Food Planet.
Title: Re: Giant Shrimp: Is that an oxymoron?
Post by: Mr. DS on June 02, 2011, 07:35:30 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5c/Julia_Child.jpg)
"These shrimp are simply lovely and have been resurrected through their DNA.  To kill them, simply stab them in the brain with a butcher knife and spilt them down the middle like so...."
Title: Re: Giant Shrimp: Is that an oxymoron?
Post by: Flangepart on June 09, 2011, 02:26:50 PM
Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on May 26, 2011, 04:01:03 PM
Animal Planet, Food Channel.  What's the difference?
Well, on Animal Planet, sometimes the food eats you.
(Rimshot)
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