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Title: I'm Calliou!
Post by: Mr. DS on June 02, 2011, 09:05:30 PM
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"Mommy!  Daddy is bouncing up and down on the bed with the neighbor!"
Title: Re: I'm Calliou!
Post by: sprite75 on June 02, 2011, 09:23:06 PM
Mommy, hold still.  Curious George showed me how to perform a proctology exam.
Title: Re: I'm Calliou!
Post by: Leah on June 03, 2011, 11:31:35 AM
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Mommy, why do men look at your behind when ever you wear that pink skirt that shows your stockings attached to something?
Title: Re: I'm Calliou!
Post by: Hammock Rider on June 05, 2011, 04:53:33 AM
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"Hey MA! Why the hell did you name me Calliou? What's the deal with that? Does it have any family significance or what? It sounds like I'm named after some kind of French sauce. How 'bout you and Dad change your names to Bordelaise and Garlic Butter?! And another thing, how come I'm bald? Everyone thinks I got the Big C or alopecia ! And another thing, how about you and dad get a pulse? The other day I almost burned down the garage and all you told me was to ask before I played with lighters and gasoline. Chrissakes Mom, I'm raisin' myself here!....."
Title: Re: I'm Calliou!
Post by: AndyC on June 08, 2011, 07:36:38 PM
Mommy's chili farts took the hair right off him.
Title: Re: I'm Calliou!
Post by: sprite75 on June 08, 2011, 08:53:26 PM
F this, Mom.  I'm changing my name to Telly!
Title: Re: I'm Calliou!
Post by: AndyC on June 09, 2011, 07:04:47 AM
"Mommy, is Charlie Brown my real father?"
Title: Re: I'm Calliou!
Post by: Mr. DS on June 09, 2011, 09:31:47 AM
"Mommy, DarkSider's kid says I have a basketball head..."

(seriously, I trained my kid to say that...)
Title: Re: I'm Calliou!
Post by: venomx on June 09, 2011, 10:20:43 AM
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"It's OK Mommy, it's only a little fish hook so you'll only feel a little prick."
Title: Re: I'm Calliou!
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on June 22, 2011, 04:31:05 AM
"Damn mom, you got some junk up in this trunk!"
Title: Re: I'm Calliou!
Post by: JayJayM12 on June 28, 2011, 02:34:57 PM
As he points, "please let me be the front piece of the Human Centipede!"
Title: Re: I'm Calliou!
Post by: sprite75 on June 28, 2011, 04:52:29 PM
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What?  I was just going to do what I saw Daddy doing to you last night.
Title: Re: I'm Calliou!
Post by: Cthulhu on June 29, 2011, 06:15:43 PM
Lean closer, I can't donkey-punch properly....


Yeah, that was dark...
Title: Re: I'm Calliou!
Post by: AndyC on June 29, 2011, 06:28:23 PM
"No, wait. I think I buried Gilbert over there."
Title: Re: I'm Calliou!
Post by: Leah on June 29, 2011, 07:03:02 PM
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uh, the neighbor's house is on fire.
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