Here's a strange story (http://www.kcrg.com/news/crime/Police-Girlfriend-Stabbed-During-Dinner-At-Restaurant-123484554.html) out of Des Moines;
QuotePolice said Terrance Mayberry, 26, was having dinner with his girlfriend, Angela Dawson, 28, when the mother of his child, Relichia McSorely, 24, showed up at the Jasmine Bowl Restaurant where they were eating.
According to the police report, McSorely shoved their child into Mayberry's arms and then proceeded to stab Dawson multiple times with a paring knife without saying a word.
Dawson suffered puncture wounds to her upper shoulder and a half inch cut to her ear. She was taken to Methodist Medical Center with serious but non-life-threatening injuries, police said.
Mayberry told police that he currently lives with both women, and that their living arrangement results in frequent arguments.
Should that last part be filed under no s==t, Sherlock?
Oh yeah, that guy's got it all figured out.
It sounds like he's taken the idea of one from Column A and one from Column B too far.
Look, while I am vehemently opposed to it on a moral level and could never bring myself to do it, I can certainly understand the appeal of having a girl on the side. The consequences and guilt far outweight any benefits, but at least there's a benefit. But actually living with the girl on the side? I don't see any benefit there whatsoever.