Phillippe To Grab Chainsaw
Hollywood hunk Ryan Phillippe is reported to have signed up to play Leatherface in a remake of 1974 classic horror flick The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The star - whose wife is sexy actress Reese Witherspoon - will have to put on weight, wear dead skin, take to transvestitism and run around hacking up teenagers with a chainsaw for the part. But Hollywood sources say the 27-year-old is keen to take on the role. Production of the film, which will be produced by Michael Bay' Platinum Dunes production company, is due to start this summer.
Don't worry,MoFo,for this has very fortunately turned out to be a completely flase rumor,which started as an April Fools Day joke over at creature-corner. Can't believe this is becoming the cruelest,most stretched rumor since Z-Rock(the former Texas-based all-heavy metal radio station)pulled off a 1994 April Fools Day (false)rumor that Metallica had broken up(a whole lotta sad,but fooled,heshers that day).
I wasn't worried. Spreading false information. . . Looks like my attempt to needlessly stir up trouble has blew up in my face. I must look quite the fool. An April fool, as it were.
The only April Fool's joke that really had me going for a couple of days was that "Sonic and Tails in Super Smash Bros." hoax in EGM.
Someday I will make a movie entitled "The Boy Who Cried Werewolf".
Hey, Mofo Rising! Did you know that there was already a movie called "A Boy Who Cried Werewolf." Check out http://us.imdb.com/Title?0069820. The question is, would your ABWCWW be better than the first one?
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> Hey, Mofo Rising! Did you know that there was already
> a movie called "A Boy Who Cried Werewolf." Check out
> http://us.imdb.com/Title?0069820. The question is, would
> your ABWCWW be better than the first one?
It would be if I went with my original intentions and filmed it with an all midget cast.
One of the San Francisco radio stations switched formats a couple years back for April fools. They became "K-GAY. All gay. All the time". Pretty much an entire day of disco songs and bad 80s bands.
This year, a local sports radio station started the rumour that Jerry Jones was moving the Cowboys to Los Angeles