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And that was what is wrong with that generation. And now on to your generation....
Rooster Cogburn: "Yuuuup. Lazy eye. I have to wear it 5 times a week, no less."
Mattie: Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't the eyepatch on the other eye earlier?
Cogburn: I have an eyepatch?!
"As far as I'm concerned, every week is the wrong week to stop drinking."
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"I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around and there I was, face-to-face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass.
So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle, and I've been there ever since."
Rooster: "I figure I should tell you know, I have no damn clue where we are..."
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Matie Ross: Can I ride upwind for awhile?
"And after my new horseless carriage failed to sell, I went from job to job until a case of mistaken identity involved me in a kidnapping that turned out to be no kidnapping at all. Shortly after that, I got into an altercation with a business associate wearing suits of metal armor and then I got trapped in a fantasy world I'd visited once before in my younger days. Hope my tall tales aren't boring you."
Well, it was either the Dude of Blondie, and Blondie was a'lookin pretty old for the role.....
"Nobdy ever drove me to school when it was 90 degrees below;
Had to walk buck naked, through 40 miles of snow.
Worked in the coal mines 22 hours a day for just half a cent -
Had to sell my internal organs just to pay the rent
When I was your age!!! When I was your age!!"
Jeff Bridges: "Will you PLEASE stop bugging me about it? I will NOT say 'That rug really tied the room together, man" no matter how many times you ask."
Hailee Steinfeld: "Um... I didn't say anything."
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Jeff: Haliee, next time leave your g-d cell phone at home! Your friends calling here keep ruining takes!
"They call me Rooster because of the size of my....."
"I thought you said there was gonna be some cowboys I could make out with up here 'lil girly!"