A Pennsylvania man got himself in a bit of trouble with the law. A man named Handy Wood (http://www.cumberlink.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/article_32e87f44-9c2a-11e0-966c-001cc4c03286.html#ixzz1QJf4ycn3).
QuoteState police at Newport said Handy Henry Wood, 35, first exposed himself to a female worker while going through the drive-thru at the McDonald's in Howe Township on May 17.
Almost two weeks later, police said Wood parked beside a woman in a shopping center parking lot and exposed himself on May 29.
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I have nothing to add to this thread, it would be too easy.
It's certainly better then being named Sticky Fingers.
He's got a name that says his old man lost a bet.
Well it appears from the story he is very handy with his wood.
So the cops got Wood?
Quote from: bob on June 25, 2011, 08:09:38 PM
It's certainly better then being named Sticky Fingers.
It's Sticky FINGAZ. Get it right! The man is freaking Blade, for godssakes.
YEESH!
Quote from: Circus Circus on June 26, 2011, 07:03:08 AM
So the cops got Wood?
Yes but they grabbed him too hard on apprehension and he fell to the ground flaccid.
I've heard that guy's a real prick.
i think its quite a stretch to call him a criminal. He was trying to be handy with her, thats all!
He cocked up, that's for sure!