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"So Calliou this is where we'll keep mommy and your sister for awhile until they turn into bones!"
"Wow daddy, can I show my friends?"
"You dumb little fuc...um...er...ha ha, no Calliou, its our secret!"
Calliou: How did you get such a neat compost bin daddy?
Boris: Mr. Henderson who owns the hardware store down the street sent your mother some special pictures of himself. I told him that either he take care of us or I'd go to the police, and ever since then we've been getting stuff for free from him.
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See this? This is where your Mother and the next door neighbor had sex before I blasted them with the B.A.R. daddy got from the war.
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/calliou2.jpg)
It puts the lotion in the sack or else it sleeps in the compost bin again.
Let me show you daddy's special technique for making meth!
"The internet says sleeping on a pillow case full of compost might make you grow hair."