Thought I'd start a thread for past and present inventions. Don't be afraid to post some bad ones :smile:
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Create your own guitar picks
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va2Ydlf2cqc
:teddyr:
Not safe for work :teddyr:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tieA5wfcgH4&feature=player_detailpage
Hidden safes:
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The reason why some things should never be invented.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKddp5AquSc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbsSeVr5NSI
Classic :teddyr:
Genius or stupid?
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Without this little idea, we wouldn't have dvds...I thank you!
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I've always thought the automatic salad mixer was an inversion for inherent laziness.
Quote from: Criswell on July 03, 2011, 08:05:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbsSeVr5NSI
Does it give you a refreshing quirt in the face when you're done?
http://www.noob.us/humor/south-park-shake-weight/
Perfect for the drunk idiot on the go
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I don't know how humanity survived before this gadget came along:
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For those of you who can't hold a regular wine glass:
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Quote from: Nightowl on July 04, 2011, 09:30:37 AM
Perfect for the drunk idiot on the go
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I saw that, and immediately this came to my mind:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01l1WIC9mBo
It's at the end, but you should listen to it all the way, otherwise, you won't understand it. :teddyr:
I actually think the electric socket stash is AMAZING!
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Classic.
Hey, Vik: welcome back! :smile:
Quote from: Trevor on July 05, 2011, 09:09:10 AM
Hey, Vik: welcome back! :smile:
Thanks :drink: I'm surprised someone remembers me.
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Quote from: Flick James on July 05, 2011, 09:01:22 AM
I actually think the electric socket stash is AMAZING!
very much agreed
Quote from: Nightowl on July 03, 2011, 12:28:25 PM
Hidden safes:
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Ok, I can understand the 20 dollars but why would anybody hide a toothbrush...
Quote from: Skull on July 07, 2011, 09:06:58 PM
Quote from: Nightowl on July 03, 2011, 12:28:25 PM
Hidden safes:
(http://i1191.photobucket.com/albums/z468/nightowl2011/hidden_socket_safe.jpg)
Ok, I can understand the 20 dollars but why would anybody hide a toothbrush...
Well...someone might use it to clean grout or brush their pubic hair.
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Quote from: Nightowl on July 08, 2011, 06:00:18 PM
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Oh Christ. :bluesad: :lookingup: That is some ugly feet.
Quote from: Jack on July 02, 2011, 05:19:48 PM
Not safe for work :teddyr:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tieA5wfcgH4&feature=player_detailpage
I didn't need to see your name to know that was one of your posts!
:bouncegiggle:
"Bacon Everything"- who ever thought of this should be punished.
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This, however, is just pure idiocy at it's best!
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:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
I have heard of bacon flavored vodka, never know it might taste good.
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Quote from: Criswell on July 03, 2011, 08:05:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbsSeVr5NSI
I have shake weights. They may look odd, but after using them for just a few minutes, your muscles are pumped like you just lifted weights. After a few sets, your forearms are so burned out you can hardly grip the weight anymore. I generally use them at the very end of my workout to burn out whatever remaining strength I have after lifting weights. Plus, now I can masturbate like a madman.
I think that pen reservoir idea is fairly ingenious, but probably too expensive to manufacture for cheap pens.
Picked this up at the store today:
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No, I haven't tried it yet. It sounds awful.
The really evil thing about this product? "Vegetarian and Kosher!" That means nothing resembling actual bacon went into its creation.
Hand Teaser
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Quote from: Nightowl on July 08, 2011, 06:00:18 PM
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Eww. Do the manky toenails come with the slippers? :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: The Burgomaster on August 02, 2011, 10:07:57 AM
Quote from: Criswell on July 03, 2011, 08:05:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbsSeVr5NSI
I have shake weights. They may look odd, but after using them for just a few minutes, your muscles are pumped like you just lifted weights. After a few sets, your forearms are so burned out you can hardly grip the weight anymore. I generally use them at the very end of my workout to burn out whatever remaining strength I have after lifting weights. Plus, now I can masturbate like a madman.
Oh yeah, because THAT'S a goal to be proud of :teddyr: