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I regret to inform you sir that we are temporarily out of stock of the title Women of the Imperial Navy....
"Hey Empire, Lance Armstrong called. He wants his helmets back."
"Guys I keep getting a call from Harry Bals, has anyone else here talked to Harry Bals?"
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No, for the 250th time today, Anakin is too busy to come to the phone right now, Ms. Amidala!
Tech: OK... OK... Yeah... are you sure your monitor is plugged in, Ma'am?
"What am I wearing? Um...a death star gunner suit...how bout you?"
This is the Imperial Collecting Agency...We would like for your latest payment on the Wookie Girls Gone Wild video collection, Mr. Chief Chirpa...
"Evil Fire Brigade. How may I direct your call?"
Quote from: sprite75 on July 10, 2011, 10:33:34 PM
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Okey, guys. On the upbeat. Lets make this the best DEVO concert ever! Annnnd...Tempo!
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Oh we DON'T have transporters in this series? Well then what the hell am I doing here?
"So, why are we wearing these things? I mean, we're inside a heavily-armored battle station, and we're not even under attack right now. Just saying."
Quote from: Hammock Rider on July 12, 2011, 08:46:15 AM
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LAN PARTY!
Yes ma'am, we'll get your order for 200,000 gallons of Windex placed right away!
"It's a great idea, giving us free web surfing while our hair dries."
Quote from: sprite75 on July 10, 2011, 10:33:34 PM
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...Are you still there, sir? Yes. We thank you very much for your continued patience, and your pizza WILL be delivered in less than 30 minutes. Thank you very much for your interest in Dark Side Pizza, and we'll be sending you some complimentary Sith bread sticks. Have a good day.
This Tablet really sucks.