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Never interrupt the "private time" of a monster in the closet.
"Here's your hatchet back. Don't act so surprised. I return stuff."
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Hold still, there's a mosquito right over your head.
"Sorry Molly. I'd rather not do it, but I can't resist a good pun."
"ug, I feel a splitting headache coming on..."
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Wendy, I'm home.
When door to door salesmen won't take no for an answer.
"No, no. I meant the body spray. Attract her with that. You really are bad with women."
The deleted scene from Don Knott's Ghost and Mr Chicken...