The other day I was wondering how certain films might be re-named if the world is forced to go 100% PC (which let's face it is not such an absurd prediction)
this one came to mind:
The Good, The Bad, And The Aesthetically Challenged :teddyr:
feel free to add on any more...
the LEGEND OF HECK HOUSE
The Evil Mad Bomber
The Grossly Misunderstood, Emotionally Unbalanced Explosives Enthusiast
BLACULA
AFRICAN AMERICANULA
The terror of little people town.
Three People And A Little Person
House of Horror
Dwelling of Inconvenience and Discomfort
The Terror
The Unpleasantness
Little Shop of Horrors
Vertically Challenged Shop of Unpleastness.
Destroy All Monsters
Negoitate peacefully with creatures of different origins.
The Mothman Prophesis
The Moth Person Non-denominational text.
Boss African American
Freaks
Different People.
.CHILDREN of the DAGNABBIT
.FRANKENSTIEN'S CASTLE OF THE PHYSICALLY CHALLANGED
.EMOTIONALLY HANDICAPPED MAX
.HEMAGLOBIN SPECIAL PERSON (that's BLOOD FREAK)
My favorite is always the Fred Williamson Western, Boss.
Evening Of The Ambulating Deceased (NOTLD)
Caucasian Males Are Aerobically Challenged
African-American-ula
GODZILLA ROYALTY OF THE SOCIALLY UNACCEPTED.
UNPLEASENT PERSONIFICATION OF A MAJOR CHRISTIAN HOLIDAY.
INDIANA JONES AND THE TERMINALLY LETHAL HOUSE OF WORSHIP.
UNPLANNED TERRAIN OCCUPATION BY THE NON-ATMOSPHERE POST-LIVING HUMANOIDS.
THE SATANIC INSERTION OF MS. JONES.
THE EXTREMELY PLATONIC BRUINS MOVIE.
* DISPLACED PERSON WITH A SHOTGUN
* ZORRO, THE ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLE BLADE
Quote from: The Burgomaster on July 19, 2011, 11:35:11 AM
* DISPLACED PERSON WITH A SHOTGUN
* ZORRO, THE ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLE BLADE
Actually:
Displaced Person with a Manually Operated Burglar Deterrent Device.
Joan Collins Is... The Female Dog
FRANKENSTEIN AND THE MEDICAL ANOMALY FROM H-E-DOUBLE TOOTH PICKS
THE DEBILITATED PLANT GERMINATION DEVICE.
THE UNEXPECTEDLY LARGE AVIAN PEDAL EXTREMITY.
ARACHNID OFFSPRING.
THE SOCIALLY MALADJUSTED NOT LIVING.
THE NOCTURNAL TIME PERIOD OF THE LIVING IMPAIRED.
THE STARTING OF THE CONCLUSION.
Oh! Let's have some fun.
Inglourious Basterds
Dishonorable Jerks
Silence of the Lambs
Quiet Time for the Wooly Animals
Raiders of the Lost Ark
The Unjust Thieves of the Lost Jewish/Christian Artifact
Kick-Ass
The Use of the Foot to the Derrière
African-American Non-Angelic Doll from Heck
Quote from: InformationGeek on July 21, 2011, 10:05:08 PM
Silence of the Lambs
Quiet Time for the Wooly Animals
how is 'Silence Of The Lambs' politically incorrect?! still made me laugh though :teddyr:
Eurocentric Persons Carrying the XY Chromosome Find it Difficult to Jump.
Quote from: Flick James on July 22, 2011, 08:36:33 AM
Eurocentric Persons Carrying the XY Chromosome Find it Difficult to Jump.
Quote from: DCA on July 19, 2011, 06:34:22 AM
Caucasian Males Are Aerobically Challenged
great minds like a think :teddyr:
I put flowers on your grave!
Quote from: Flangepart on July 20, 2011, 08:39:23 AM
THE NOCTURNAL TIME PERIOD OF THE LIVING IMPAIRED.
Haha, that's Night Of The Living Dead, isn't it? :bouncegiggle:
How about it's sequels,
The Morning Sun Of The Death Gifted and the final film,
The Mid-Day Of Those Denied Life? :teddyr:
Cowboys and Aliens
Cowboys, a girl, and People From Another Planet. :teddyr:
Quote from: El Toro Loco on July 25, 2011, 05:23:35 PM
Cowboys and Aliens
Cowboys, a girl, and People From Another Planet. :teddyr:
Or, COWPERSONS AND UNDOCUMENTED LIFEFORMS
Quote from: Rev. Powell on July 25, 2011, 05:34:21 PM
Quote from: El Toro Loco on July 25, 2011, 05:23:35 PM
Cowboys and Aliens
Cowboys, a girl, and People From Another Planet. :teddyr:
Or, COWPERSONS AND UNDOCUMENTED LIFEFORMS
I prefer: Farm Animal People and the Questionable Immigrants From Space
Earth Girls Are Promiscuous
Towelhead (2007) --- Linencranium?
:lookingup:
The Losers (2010) could be:
The Uniquely Fortuned Individuals With Alternative Career Paths
Ground Murdered Animal Flesh Hill
Quote from: The DarkSider on July 26, 2011, 08:58:07 PM
Earth Girls Are Promiscuous
Earth WOMEN are Promiscuous, and don't you forget it!
Dwelling of the Passed on
Black X-mas- Kwanza
Quote from: Rev. Powell on July 26, 2011, 10:02:40 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on July 26, 2011, 08:58:07 PM
Earth Girls Are Promiscuous
Earth WOMEN are Promiscuous, and don't you forget it!
I'm sure you actually meant to say "womyn", so I won't sue this time.
The Legend of *African-American Productive Member of Society* Charley (1972) starring Fred Williamson
Cowboy Killer - Rural American Murderer
Kick-Ass - Kick-Butt
Jason Goes To Hell - Jason Goes To Heck
Speed - Amphetamine ....Wait... That's wrong isn't it?
Some people seem to be taking this exercise to ridiculous extremes. You only need to change out the words that are politically incorrect.
That said...
"European-Americans Can't Jump"
"Village of the Religious Outcasts"
Quote from: Ted C on September 15, 2011, 09:31:53 AM
"European-Americans Can't Jump"
Quote from: Flick James on July 22, 2011, 08:36:33 AM
Eurocentric Persons Carrying the XY Chromosome Find it Difficult to Jump.
Quote from: DCA on July 19, 2011, 06:34:22 AM
Caucasian Males Are Aerobically Challenged
so...any more different ways of putting this one? :teddyr:
For some that run with a theme...
Undocumented Immigrant
Undocumented Immigrants
Undocumented Immigrant 3
Undocumented Immigrant: Resurrection
Undocumented Immigrant vs Predator (or would "Ritual Hunter" be more PC?)
Cowboys and Undocumented Immigrants
Quote from: DCA on September 15, 2011, 04:14:46 PM
Quote from: Ted C on September 15, 2011, 09:31:53 AM
"European-Americans Can't Jump"
Quote from: Flick James on July 22, 2011, 08:36:33 AM
Eurocentric Persons Carrying the XY Chromosome Find it Difficult to Jump.
Quote from: DCA on July 19, 2011, 06:34:22 AM
Caucasian Males Are Aerobically Challenged
so...any more different ways of putting this one? :teddyr:
Low Melanin Levels in Males Is Statistically Correlated to Diminished Verticality
Quote from: Rev. Powell on September 16, 2011, 11:44:50 AM
Low Melanin Levels in Males Is Statistically Correlated to Diminished Verticality
sounds like fun for all the family right there. :thumbup: