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Sorry Wes, that never happened before!
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FOOOOOOD FIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!1
Wesley Crusher realized his addiction to internet porn was getting out of hand.
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Wesley got a little carried away fantasizing about Lwxanna Troi.
"It's all right Beverly. I was just showing the boy what it was like on sailing ships in days of old."
"I hate projectile vomiting in a zero gravity environment."
During the Annual Great Ten Forward Food Fight of 2368, Guinan managed to score a direct hit on Wesley from about halfway across the room!