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Title: Land Shark?
Post by: FatFreddysCat on August 08, 2011, 10:00:58 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/mysterious-blue-shark-found-hampshire-woods-132431689.html

Mysterious blue shark found in New Hampshire woods(http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/ToXQZzA6VR4hm7m.VL64Bg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTMxMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/thelookout/Screen-shot-2011-08-08-at-9.07.26-AM.png)

Locals in the small town of Milton, New Hampshire are trying to figure out how a six-foot shark ended up in the region's woods.

Floyd Ellis told local station WMUR that his brother found the decomposing blue shark on Thursday. The closest ocean beach is a 45-minute drive away, so authorities think fishers without a license may have caught it there and then dumped it in the woods to decompose when they realized they might get in trouble for the catch.

Miltonites at a local pond told the station they had never heard of anything like it. One man suggested that the incident was likely a real-world extension of the Discovery Channel's annual summer roundup of shark-themed programming.

"It's totally Shark Week," the man said.
Title: Re: Land Shark?
Post by: Doggett on August 08, 2011, 10:08:35 PM
Sharks have evolved to walk on land.



Goodbye human race.
We don't satnd a chance aganst LAND SHARKS!!!!

:bluesad:


(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/5/4/landsharkseat128544146917041250.jpg)
Title: Re: Land Shark?
Post by: indianasmith on August 08, 2011, 10:11:42 PM
It was aliens . . . I seen um!!!
Title: Re: Land Shark?
Post by: Mr. DS on August 09, 2011, 06:50:39 AM
Meh, nothing new...the ones I know are into percussion actually.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/26/Jabberjaw_and_The_Neptunes.jpg)
Title: Re: Land Shark?
Post by: FatFreddysCat on August 09, 2011, 07:43:06 AM
Unconfirmed reports suggest that the shark's last word before expiring was "Caaaaaandy-gram..."
Title: Re: Land Shark?
Post by: FatFreddysCat on August 09, 2011, 09:00:14 AM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/87/247431198_4fd9db9b35.jpg)

"Cleverest species of'em all!"
Title: Re: Land Shark?
Post by: Criswell on August 15, 2011, 03:11:20 PM
Plot for Jaws 6 anyone?
Title: Re: Land Shark?
Post by: indianasmith on August 15, 2011, 05:34:58 PM
LUNGSHARK VS SASQUATCH!!!!!!!!! :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:



Come on, SYFY, you've worn out the giant reptile genre!!! :teddyr:
Title: Re: Land Shark?
Post by: Raffine on August 15, 2011, 10:27:25 PM
It was this guy!

(http://www.bargainbinreview.com/images/Hammerhead_Monster.jpg)
Title: Re: Land Shark?
Post by: Chainsawmidget on August 29, 2011, 09:51:06 PM
He was looking for Ellen Brody and just didn't quite make it in time.