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Priest: Hmm... we are not getting as many donations recently for some reasons. Well there's always Plan B to get some money for around here!
or
Homer Simpson: Mmmm... sacrelicious.
"Let's just break the glass and take the f***ing things."
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Psst...if you wanna really make some money, just tell people that these hosts were consecrated by the Pope!
"Hmmm salvation vs temptation...ah hell with it, I'm going for the Mike And Ikes..."
" I hear in Japan you can also get the wine!"
That is wrong on many, many levels.