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My name is Henry and I am funky!
"My tailor is blind, gotta a problem with that?"
"Ladieeeeeees?"
Nobody wears a dagger like that unless they're trying to suggest something.
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"Is this a codpiece in my hand or am I just happy to see you?"
Henry: Portrait of a fat-@$$
"You know what I love about being rich and powerful? You can dress like a complete buffoon and people still don't have the guts to tell you how silly you look."
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I just married to the widow next door;
she's been married seven times before...
Quote from: TheGreatWhiteDope on August 21, 2011, 08:38:59 PM
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I just married to the widow next door;
she's been married seven times before...
"Please sir, can we sing some other song this time? Please?"
"Of course not! Now where were we... aw... 875th verse same as the first..."
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Do these stocking looks like I'm straight?
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Henry: Kings are weird. Don't judge.
In every nation, in every age, in every way . . .
IT IS GOOD TO BE KING!!!! :bouncegiggle:
(I just finished teaching my 8th graders a little bit about Henry 8. He is, perhaps, my all time favorite English monarch!!!!!)
Quote from: sprite75 on September 01, 2011, 09:29:28 PM
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Henry: Portrait of a Serial Eater
Um, guys? I can't fit through the doors any more.
YOU!!!! My Bedroom, 10 o'clock! Bring a friend!!! :teddyr:
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Big Show ain't got s**t on my ass!
Quote from: RCMerchant on September 02, 2011, 06:23:33 AM
Quote from: sprite75 on September 01, 2011, 09:29:28 PM
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Henry: Portrait of a Serial Eater
Oh, I wish I could give you karma for that one!