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Title: How many synonyms for the Old Number Two?
Post by: indianasmith on August 16, 2011, 12:12:59 AM
This evening I informed my spouse that I would be "taking the Browns to the Super Bowl" before going to town.  Said comment was met with a blank stare (she saw ZOMBIELAND, but forgot its use in that film, apparently).  Since we humans perpetually invent colorful terms to describe our biological functions, I wonder . . . just how many colorful synonyms for defecation there actually are?  Let's rule out "poop' and the S-word for starters.  Here are just a few:

Downloading a pile
Discharging Ballast
Giving Birth to a Democrat/Republican (depends on your political leanings)
Depositing a Political Promise
Taking a (insert name of unpopular co-worker)
Releasing the Brown Trout
Launching a Septic Python


So what have you guys got? :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Title: Re: How many synonyms for the Old Number Two?
Post by: claws on August 16, 2011, 12:17:05 AM
Floating a biscuit  :smile:
Title: Re: How many synonyms for the Old Number Two?
Post by: Sleepyskull on August 16, 2011, 12:44:38 AM
Punching  slugs
(un)Loading some barrels
Boiling Brownies
s**tzkrieg (For particularly violent loads)

I created this phrase for urinating, but it could be modified:

Driving the golden van down to sunshine land, via the porcelain highway.
Title: Re: How many synonyms for the Old Number Two?
Post by: Trevor on August 16, 2011, 01:07:54 AM
My Dad always said "I'm just going to talk to......" and then he would insert the name of a certain hated politician.  :wink:
Title: Re: How many synonyms for the Old Number Two?
Post by: Mofo Rising on August 16, 2011, 01:41:01 AM
Dropping the kids off at the pool.
Title: Re: How many synonyms for the Old Number Two?
Post by: RCMerchant on August 16, 2011, 04:33:29 AM
Corn planting.
Title: Re: How many synonyms for the Old Number Two?
Post by: Derf on August 16, 2011, 07:14:39 AM
Going to see a man about a dog.
Going to spend some quality time on the throne.
Roosting.
Pinching a loaf.
Making stinky.
Hershey squirts (diarrhea).
Title: Re: How many synonyms for the Old Number Two?
Post by: Mr. DS on August 16, 2011, 07:21:49 AM
Leaving a toilet turnip
Title: Re: How many synonyms for the Old Number Two?
Post by: Trevor on August 16, 2011, 07:25:39 AM
In Afrikaans, you would say:

"Ek gaan na die kleinhuisie toe" [I'm going to the small house]
"Ek gaan gou my belasting betaal" [I'm off to pay my income tax]

And the most blatant:

"Ek gaan kak." [I'm going to s***]  :buggedout:
Title: Re: How many synonyms for the Old Number Two?
Post by: Leah on August 16, 2011, 07:34:05 AM
Releasing the logs.
Title: Re: How many synonyms for the Old Number Two?
Post by: The Burgomaster on August 16, 2011, 08:16:15 AM
* Squeezing one out
* Bombing submarines
* Schedule K (this was from my days in public accounting . . . a Schedule K item on a tax return is income or expense that is passed through to the owners of the company . . . thus, a "pass through")
Title: Re: How many synonyms for the Old Number Two?
Post by: LilCerberus on August 16, 2011, 11:21:19 AM
Stop to Drop A Plug
Title: Re: How many synonyms for the Old Number Two?
Post by: Psycho Circus on August 16, 2011, 01:54:02 PM
Bomb the porcelain sea

Freeing my hostages

Code Brown

Letting the toilet know who's boss
Title: Re: How many synonyms for the Old Number Two?
Post by: bob on August 16, 2011, 03:29:36 PM
Hit the Steinbrenner, before he passed away
Title: Re: How many synonyms for the Old Number Two?
Post by: Psycho Circus on August 16, 2011, 03:32:27 PM
Sharing the loaf
Title: Re: How many synonyms for the Old Number Two?
Post by: The Burgomaster on August 16, 2011, 04:09:08 PM
In Brazil they say "fazer coco."  Translation: "To make coconuts."

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