http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8695400/Cow-leaps-three-foot-fence-and-squashes-car.html
Someone had a beef with that cow.
-Ed
the cow said 'Moooove over, I'm coming out!'
I heard the cow jumped over the moon once
talk about a mooooooooving experience
^ Don't make a beef about this article Bob.
Holy Cow, this thread will be milked of utter-ly bad puns!
Must have been one hell of a milk shake.
I think we need to put this thread out to pasture before it gets too silly.