A young man went to Walgreens & bought some condoms, the female cashier noticed he was nervous & saod; Shall I put these in a paper bag? To which the guy replied, um, no thanks, she's not THAT ugly.
How is your d--- like a white crayon? they both hardly get used.
Do you know why cave men dragged women by the hair?
Cuz when they dragged them by the feet,there asses would get filled with dirt.
What is an Ig? An Eskimos house without a Loo.