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Title: It all looks so elegant from up here
Post by: sprite75 on August 20, 2011, 01:29:42 AM

(http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z259/47of74/IMG_9548.jpg)

From over 1,000 feet up it looks so elegant. Meanwhile people driving on it are cursing the crack smoking son of unmarried parents who designed this thing.

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Post by: retrorussell on August 26, 2011, 09:18:15 PM

Cue the "One Day At A Time" theme.

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Post by: Jack on August 27, 2011, 07:04:07 AM

Crop circle expert: "It could not possibly have been made by humans."

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Post by: Neville on August 27, 2011, 10:27:15 AM

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Joe Durkin: The murder rate used to be a thousand a year. Three a day, and that was high. Now it's five. Higher in the summer. Fourteen two Fridays ago. We get the death penalty six, seven times a day, only it's not for murderers, it's for ordinary citizens.
Matthew 'Matt' Scudder: Yeah, there are 8 million stories in the naked city. Remember that old TV show? What we have in this town is eight million ways to die.

Title: Re: It all looks so elegant from up here
Post by: Flangepart on September 03, 2011, 09:31:10 AM

Quote from: sprite75 on August 20, 2011, 01:29:42 AM
(http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z259/47of74/IMG_9548.jpg)

Now you know why passing pilots nicknamed it, 'The Squid'

Title: Re: It all looks so elegant from up here
Post by: AndyC on September 03, 2011, 10:43:37 AM

"Yeah, I could have had a tennis career, but my dad made me study engineering. No, I don't regret it."

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