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"Ok,thats enough bubbles...out of the tub before you sh!t in it."

Quote from: sprite75 on August 29, 2011, 06:10:51 PM

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Colonel: So, soldier.. what are you going to tell the captain?
Soldier: I did not see the Colonel playing with his rubber duckie in this tub, he was not going number 2 in the bathwater and.. (sobs) my rectum was distended because I sat on a bedpost. (sobs again)
Colonel: Good boy.

Quote from: retrorussell on August 30, 2011, 05:54:21 PM

Quote from: sprite75 on August 29, 2011, 06:10:51 PM

(http://i54.tinypic.com/104p36s.jpg)

Colonel: So, soldier.. what are you going to tell the captain?
Soldier: I did not see the Colonel playing with his rubber duckie in this tub, he was not going number 2 in the bathwater and.. (sobs) my rectum was distended because I sat on a bedpost. (sobs again)
Colonel: Good boy.

  Colonel:   All right Private, it's time to play When Johnny Comes Marching Home

  Private: Certainly sir, let me just go and get my bugle.

  Colonel: Private, that's NOT what I meant.

  Private: Gulp. Can I at least go get the saddle soap, sir?

  Colonel: Mmmmmmm...request denied!

  Private: Sigh. Very well sir. But would the Colonel plesae not leave "a round in the chamber" this time?"

Colonel:  Once more into the Breech!

That is the strangest penis I've ever seen.