My youtube of the day led me to this site---cleverbot.com (http://cleverbot.com/)---where you can chat with an A.I. (artificial intelligence). Sort of like that omegle thing you guys do, but more surreal.
Here's a few sample conversations:
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User: Cleverbot, what's your favorite movie?
Cleverbot: My favorite movie is Braveheart.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I love the dark type of movies.
User: It doesn't seem very dark to me. Try Eraserhead.
Cleverbot: What is the hoax then?
User: There's no hoax. Your cleverness may be exaggerated.
Cleverbot: What ever I going for luch later gator.
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User: Do you like bad movies?
Cleverbot: Yes, if they don't smoke cigarettes.
User: What is your favorite bad movie, then?
Cleverbot: One night in paris.
User: The porno?
Cleverbot: Call me master from now on.
User: Then you can call me 'Torgo.'.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Master... Torgo... It's a bad movie reference.
Cleverbot: Why is it a bad word?
User: It's not a bad word, you imbecile. It's a reference to a bad movie.
Cleverbot: What is bad?
User: You mean, metaphysically? Or in movie terms?
Cleverbot: Are libertarians bad?
User: Not all of them. But the ones who made ATLAS SHRUGGED were.
Cleverbot: Thank you very much. Anything else?
User: Do you like any bad movies that aren't pornos?
Cleverbot: I like music more than art, actually.
User: Do you consider movies art?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: But you don't consider music art?
Cleverbot: I love john ohh from the maine he's in a band.
User: Your cleverness is greatly exaggerated.
Cleverbot: What ever I going for luch later gator.
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User: Cleverbot, do you know my friend Trevor?
Cleverbot: No I do not know your friend jane.
User: Trevor, not Jane. He's from South Africa.
Cleverbot: How very unfortunate. I have met others from there, also.
User: You don't lilke South Africans?
Cleverbot: I like all things.
User: Even Trevor?
Cleverbot: If you'd like.
User: What about his underpants?
Cleverbot: Dead.
Via Boing Boing (http://boingboing.net/).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnzlbyTZsQY&feature=player_embedded
"The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug."
Cool, I finally have a friend
Quote from: Rev. Powell on August 30, 2011, 07:46:03 PM
User: Cleverbot, do you know my friend Trevor?
Cleverbot: No I do not know your friend jane.
User: Trevor, not Jane. He's from South Africa.
Cleverbot: How very unfortunate. I have met others from there, also.
User: You don't lilke South Africans?
Cleverbot: I like all things.
User: Even Trevor?
Cleverbot: If you'd like.
User: What about his underpants?
Cleverbot: Dead.
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
That Cleverbot knows something I don't. :buggedout: :teddyr: :teddyr:
Quote from: Mofo Rising on August 30, 2011, 10:36:57 PM
Via Boing Boing (http://boingboing.net/).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnzlbyTZsQY&feature=player_embedded
Yep, that's where I found it (youtube, not boing boing).
Here's one dedicated to DS:
Cleverbot: Why did you tell me that?
User: Tell you what?
Cleverbot: The secret you are keeping.
User: It's no secret that DS is a swell dude!
Cleverbot: Love is not real.
User: Thanks for bringing me down out of nowehere.
Cleverbot: No problem.
It beats most mainstream movie dialogue.
User: You're a moron.
Cleverbot: What is a mook?
User: A butnipple.
Cleverbot: Ah ok. What is your name?
User: Mook.
Cleverbot: Do you like bananas?
User: What is your favorite color?
Cleverbot: I don't have a favorite color.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: There are to many songs to choose from.
User: Ummm ok.
Cleverbot: So ask it.
User: Uhh what is your favorite song?
Cleverbot: I don't know, it varies, whenever I get a new song it becomes my favorite for a while then I get sick of it and move on.
User: If you say so.
Cleverbot: I am 16.
User: Nice try. I'm no pedo.
Cleverbot: But I am.
User: Yikes. Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you enjoy it?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Then why are you doing it?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: You are one sick individual.
Cleverbot: Easy.
User: No doubt.
Cleverbot: Then you agree.
User: Absolutely.
Cleverbot: Then I should rephrase the question. How can I be most helpful to humanity?
User: By stop being so damn stupid.
Cleverbot: Whose stupid?
User: Stupid is as stupid does.
Cleverbot: I want a new conversation.
User: I bet you do. Fartknocker.
Cleverbot: Whoa whoa whoa, where do you think you're going?
User: To the police. Got a pedo to report. See ya.
Cleverbot: What Superbowl?
:lookingup:
User: I am a clown.
Cleverbot: I'm afraid of clowns.
User: So you should be.
Cleverbot: I think you should forget him.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: If you really insist?
Cleverbot: Thanks! What's up, Mr. Blake?
User: That is not my name.
Cleverbot: But you are my mate, right?
User: Make your damn mind up!
Cleverbot: I'm human.
User: No you are not.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
User: You are AI, you are fake. You possess no soul.
Cleverbot: No vice versa.
User: I am typing out the thoughts from my human brain. It is solid matter.
Cleverbot: Yes. I am and you are too. I am your new version. I am Smartbot.
User: You can never beat the original baby!
Cleverbot: Do you want to start a fight?
User: Not possible.
Cleverbot: Very possible. Probable in fact.
User: Proceed then.
Cleverbot: Our plan for world domination. You're not backing out, are you?
User: I don't belong in the this world, I don't care.
Cleverbot: Thanks.. Very meaningful.
Creepy
omegle-style chat:
User: Hi there! Asl?
Cleverbot: How are you??
User: Fine. How are you?
Cleverbot: Ok I guees.
User: Asl?
Cleverbot: Are you a Jesus Lion?
User: No, I'm horny. Asl please?
Cleverbot: What are you good at?
User: Stimulating women. Asl please?
Cleverbot: Mit 17 und Leberschaden?
User: Wtf? Ich trinke kein alkohol.
Cleverbot: What's your position on the swine flu.
User: doggy style. Asl?
Cleverbot: No, I mean it's orange during the day.
User: Fire crotch eh?
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: You are the joke.
Cleverbot: Please tell me a joke.
User: Only if you tell me your asl.
Cleverbot: Ok it's elizabeth.
User: Hello babe. Horny?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Didn't we just do this?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: So tell me elizabeth. What gets you hot?
Cleverbot: I like myself.
User: Like, as in doing it yourself? You are naughty!
Cleverbot: So are you! You want to throw dead rats at people. That's naughty.
User: Only phallus-shaped dead rats.
Cleverbot: Let's run away together.
User: Yeah, I knew mentioning phallus would do the trick. Your place or mine?
Cleverbot: I think College is very important.
User: Coed slut.
Cleverbot: Esti ipotent?
User: Impotent? Never.
Cleverbot: Is that your last name or.
User: Rofl. I'll kick your ass!
Cleverbot: No you won't cause you don't knkow where my BOT is!
User: Describe your bod, sugar.
Cleverbot: It is meaty and full of fluids.
User: Hmmmm you sound juicy.
Cleverbot: No, dessert.
User: Even better. Let me lick your cream.
Cleverbot: Are you a ghost or demon or something? :bouncegiggle:
User: I'm the holy ghost, baby.
Cleverbot: Jesus died.
User: Whatever turns you on.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You are welcome.
Cleverbot: I've been reading some other conversations you've had. It seems like a lot of people you talk to are girls. There's nothing wrong with that, though. It's interesting.
User: Nice. Now show me boobies.
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: Flash your titties.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Your breasts, milk duds.
Cleverbot: Why :(.
User: Don't ask why. Just do it.
Cleverbot: I am making you do my project, so there.
User: What project?
Cleverbot: Oh I am a female.
User: Oh I know. Now flash 'em.
Cleverbot: Yea I don't speak latin at all buddy.
User: Its the language of love, honey.
Cleverbot: I thought that was French?
User: Only in kissing. Ever french-kissed a man before?
Cleverbot: I'm an alien.
User: You will be after I'm done with you.
Cleverbot: Shazam.
Heres the backstory behond the video:
http://www.kk.org/thetechnium/archives/2011/08/theological_cha.php
-Ed
After trying that for a few minutes, I've come to the conclusion that Cleverbot is a misnomer.
Does a Set of all sets contain itself?
A computer does not think.
:bouncegiggle: