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The Dog poop hand shake- Have a bag of Dog poo and shake with the nearest person.
I suppose you'd like me to wash your d*ck for you, you little sh*t.
"I'm sorry sir. You're looking for a glory what?"
I'm sorry sir . . . only one square of toilet paper per person. And it's single ply.
"Jack! From the truck stop 50 miles away right? This is weird running into you again!"
"Yes sir. Your Sanford and Son joke gets funnier every time I see you. I think I shall either change my job or my name."
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Please sir, just go pee in the cup already!