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"And this is our product placement room, where we keep all of the movie's brand names."
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Wait, where's your husband? Did we lose him at the bar again?
Hey mom, look! Heinz Sweet Relish! Oh we'll be eating good tonight!
A veritable cornucopia of culinary delights!
"Now, I know what you're thinking. What kind of a crappy luxury hotel serves canned ham?"
And, ladies and gentlemen, this is where the idea for Costco was born.
Yes, we are quite proud of the fact that we are the only hotel in the state to have a bomb shelter!
"and now it's time for the grocery song!"
"...and there it is folks, your food supply. Only problem is we have no running water or can openers. Oh well, see you next Spring suckas..."