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Title: You gotta help me Bones!
Post by: sprite75 on October 01, 2011, 06:03:13 PM
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I got in bed with that Padmé girl last night and I woke up like this!
Title: Re: You gotta help me Bones!
Post by: Mr. DS on October 01, 2011, 09:40:24 PM
"Ok Jabba, now turn and cough..."
Title: Re: You gotta help me Bones!
Post by: sprite75 on October 01, 2011, 09:47:39 PM
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McCoy (thinking to himself): Oh yay.  Another Hutt with diarrhea!
Title: Re: You gotta help me Bones!
Post by: Chainsawmidget on October 02, 2011, 06:26:34 PM
Look.  Seriously.  Next time George Lucas says he wants to make changes to the movie again,somebody needs to stop him.
Title: Re: You gotta help me Bones!
Post by: Jack on October 03, 2011, 07:46:32 AM
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a computer graphics artist!
Title: Re: You gotta help me Bones!
Post by: Hammock Rider on October 03, 2011, 11:46:48 AM
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Scotty, you've got to cut back on the whiskey and deep-fried haggis.
Title: Re: You gotta help me Bones!
Post by: Flangepart on October 03, 2011, 12:46:12 PM
Quote from: sprite75 on October 01, 2011, 09:47:39 PM
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Now this is one disgusting crossover.
Title: Re: You gotta help me Bones!
Post by: indianasmith on October 03, 2011, 10:59:22 PM
"Bones - it's me, Jim . . . I, er, slept with that Andorian girl . . . you know, the one from the bar on Rigel 7.  I don't feel too well, Bones!"
Title: Re: You gotta help me Bones!
Post by: retrorussell on October 03, 2011, 11:08:47 PM
Quote from: sprite75 on October 01, 2011, 06:03:13 PM
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Oh man, your Captain's log has nothing on what I dropped in there.. whew!
Title: Re: You gotta help me Bones!
Post by: Leah on October 04, 2011, 07:19:22 AM
Jabba: Yes, unfortunately I have VD.
Title: Re: You gotta help me Bones!
Post by: Hammock Rider on October 04, 2011, 01:24:24 PM
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  Yeah ..I'm here about the Tribble infestation. I'm gonna need about 50 gallons of BBQ sauce and A LOT of paper napkins.
Title: Re: You gotta help me Bones!
Post by: sprite75 on October 04, 2011, 09:28:22 PM
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Kirk: The Captain's Chair broke when I tried to sit in it.
McCoy: I think you have a weight problem, Jim.
Title: Re: You gotta help me Bones!
Post by: AndyC on October 05, 2011, 08:10:37 AM
"I told Lucas what I thought of his new song and dance number. You guys wouldn't happen to have any openings, would you?"
Title: Re: You gotta help me Bones!
Post by: sprite75 on October 14, 2011, 08:18:43 AM
Jabba: Question, Dr. McCoy.  What does Nurse Chapel look like in a metal bikini?
Title: Re: You gotta help me Bones!
Post by: Flangepart on October 14, 2011, 12:14:21 PM
Quote from: sprite75 on October 04, 2011, 09:28:22 PM
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McCoy: "Lord, why did Jim's STD have to evolve..."
Title: Re: You gotta help me Bones!
Post by: AndyC on October 15, 2011, 10:21:55 AM
"That's all right Mr. Jabba. It's perfectly normal for non-humanoid species to find human females sexually attractive. It's more common than you might think. Unfortunately for you, the opposite seldom applies."
Title: Re: You gotta help me Bones!
Post by: AndyC on October 15, 2011, 10:24:19 AM
"No Doc, I mean I have an actual frog in my throat. It's stuck in there from breakfast."
Title: Re: You gotta help me Bones!
Post by: sprite75 on October 15, 2011, 10:49:05 PM
Quote from: AndyC on October 15, 2011, 10:21:55 AM
"That's all right Mr. Jabba. It's perfectly normal for non-humanoid species to find human females sexually attractive. It's more common than you might think. Unfortunately for you, the opposite seldom applies."

However, you're in luck as Nurse Chapel has given up on Spock fixation and has made it known that she has the hots for you.
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