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Title: Seven Samurai remake coming out....
Post by: bob on October 05, 2011, 10:13:32 AM
yup.....

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0814315/

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Title: Re: Seven Samuari remake coming out....
Post by: The Burgomaster on October 05, 2011, 10:46:36 AM
What . . . they haven't already done enough remakes and rip-offs of this story?

Title: Re: Seven Samuari remake coming out....
Post by: bob on October 05, 2011, 12:16:55 PM
Quote from: The Burgomaster on October 05, 2011, 10:46:36 AM
What . . . they haven't already done enough remakes and rip-offs of this story?



I'm only aware of the Magnificant 7 and the many sequals of it being rip-offs. Are there others?
Title: Re: Seven Samuari remake coming out....
Post by: tracy on October 05, 2011, 12:48:35 PM
Phooey! I'll pass....the original is a classic in my book and needs no remake. In fact,I must say that I'm kinda tired of this trend towards remaking good movies as opposed to originality.
Title: Re: Seven Samuari remake coming out....
Post by: Raffine on October 05, 2011, 12:56:45 PM
BATTLE BEYOND THE STARS (1980) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_Beyond_the_Stars) is definitely a rip-off/tribute version of Kurosawa's film.
Title: Re: Seven Samuari remake coming out....
Post by: The Burgomaster on October 05, 2011, 01:04:23 PM
Quote from: bob on October 05, 2011, 12:16:55 PM
Quote from: The Burgomaster on October 05, 2011, 10:46:36 AM
What . . . they haven't already done enough remakes and rip-offs of this story?



I'm only aware of the Magnificant 7 and the many sequals of it being rip-offs. Are there others?

Yes.  There are many, including the horrible Lou Ferrigno movie THE SEVEN MAGNIFICENT GLADIATORS.

Title: Re: Seven Samuari remake coming out....
Post by: The Burgomaster on October 05, 2011, 01:06:06 PM
Also, a lot of martial arts movies from the 1970s used the popular theme of a group of fighters protecting a village or monastery or whatever from bad guys.

Title: Re: Seven Samuari remake coming out....
Post by: Leah on October 05, 2011, 08:05:27 PM
FOR GOD SAKE'S HOLLYWOOD, DON'T DO THIS BULL S**T!!! YOU CAN'T REMAKE A LEGEND.
Title: Re: Seven Samuari remake coming out....
Post by: InformationGeek on October 05, 2011, 08:16:43 PM
Quote from: tracy1963 on October 05, 2011, 12:48:35 PM
Phooey! I'll pass....the original is a classic in my book and needs no remake. In fact,I must say that I'm kinda tired of this trend towards remaking good movies as opposed to originality.

Too late!  It was already remade with The Magnificant Seven!
Title: Re: Seven Samuari remake coming out....
Post by: tracy on October 06, 2011, 11:24:53 AM
Quote from: InformationGeek on October 05, 2011, 08:16:43 PM
Quote from: tracy1963 on October 05, 2011, 12:48:35 PM
Phooey! I'll pass....the original is a classic in my book and needs no remake. In fact,I must say that I'm kinda tired of this trend towards remaking good movies as opposed to originality.

Too late!  It was already remade with The Magnificant Seven!
Well....that one was actually pretty good. However,this silly trend needs to be stopped.
Title: Re: Seven Samuari remake coming out....
Post by: tracy on October 06, 2011, 11:25:44 AM
Quote from: Raffine on October 05, 2011, 12:56:45 PM
BATTLE BEYOND THE STARS (1980) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_Beyond_the_Stars) is definitely a rip-off/tribute version of Kurosawa's film.
Egad! That one was a tragedy.  :thumbdown:
Title: Re: Seven Samuari remake coming out....
Post by: Hammock Rider on October 06, 2011, 12:35:02 PM
I don't mind at all if they re-work the story. That's fine by me. Many of those "re-workings" were very good or at least entertaining.

 But an actual, serious re-make? I don't see how they can improve on or even come close to the original. It's like re-making Gone With the Wind. Wow. What a bad idea.

 The only way I can see this working is if they gave it to a director who would shamelessly trample all over the original and attempt to make it his own. Maybe they could give it to Michael Bay, and he could cast Shia in Toshiro Mifune's role. The katana could be somehow tipped with gunpowder and cause explosions everytime they hit anything. Near the end the Seven could stand on each other's shoulders and form some kind of giant, feudal  Mecha-Samurai. Or Tim Burton could get it and give Mifune's role to Johhny Depp. They could call it Edward Katana Hands.

 Usually I'm pretty open minded about remakes and reimagings, at least I like to think I am. But this movie is really perfect IMO. It's one of the few very long films that is worth every minute I spend watching it.  I think this is Hollywood at its most shameless.
Title: Re: Seven Samuari remake coming out....
Post by: Jim H on October 06, 2011, 12:38:07 PM
Quote from: The Burgomaster on October 05, 2011, 01:06:06 PM
Also, a lot of martial arts movies from the 1970s used the popular theme of a group of fighters protecting a village or monastery or whatever from bad guys.



While many of these films are definitely in the Seven Samurai mold, I feel it should be mentioned the basic storyline predates film itself.  There are mythological/folk tale type stories in some cultures with similar stories.  It's a storyline with classical roots - sieged innocents recruit badasses to save themselves.

Another example is Beach of the War Gods.  
Title: Re: Seven Samuari remake coming out....
Post by: Criswell on October 06, 2011, 05:57:49 PM
I think I heard somewhere this movie was going to be about mercenaries in Asia or something. Its just using the name Seven Samurai.
Title: Re: Seven Samuari remake coming out....
Post by: bob on October 06, 2011, 08:29:20 PM
I just rewatched the original...there is nothing that can possibily be improved with the remake

it is a classic for a reason
Title: Re: Seven Samuari remake coming out....
Post by: Raffine on October 07, 2011, 07:20:59 AM
Quote from: Criswell on October 06, 2011, 05:57:49 PM
I think I heard somewhere this movie was going to be about mercenaries in Asia or something. Its just using the name Seven Samurai.

I'm gonna make a movie about a flock of talking budgies who solve crime.

I call it: JAWS.
Title: Re: Seven Samuari remake coming out....
Post by: Flangepart on October 14, 2011, 12:12:33 PM
Only if Clint Eastwood directs...