http://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-jailed-after-trying-to-turn-faeces-into-gold-.html (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-jailed-after-trying-to-turn-faeces-into-gold-.html)
No matter how much you shine it, a turd is simply a turd.
I'm no alchemist, but I'm pretty sure that's not the correct material to start with.
Quote from: Jack on October 20, 2011, 02:06:38 PM
I'm no alchemist, but I'm pretty sure that's not the correct material to start with.
You are correct, sir. Everyone who knows their fairy tales knows you need straw to spin into gold. But, I can see a modern retelling of "Rumplestiltskin," where you spin not straw, but poo into gold.
He must have just seen THE HOLY MOUNTAIN.
I think I could make a fortune with my undies residue... :buggedout: :twirl: :tongueout: :wink: :teddyr:
Quote from: Jack on October 20, 2011, 02:06:38 PM
I'm no alchemist, but I'm pretty sure that's not the correct material to start with.
That's right. Everybody knows poo is for creating little homunculi in jars, not for gold-makin'.
Whenever I dig for gold I start with my nose.
So I'm guessing he coulda made a s**t loads of money, but failed! :tongueout:
Quote from: BoyScoutKevin on October 20, 2011, 04:45:38 PM
Quote from: Jack on October 20, 2011, 02:06:38 PM
I'm no alchemist, but I'm pretty sure that's not the correct material to start with.
You are correct, sir. Everyone who knows their fairy tales knows you need straw to spin into gold. But, I can see a modern retelling of "Rumplestiltskin," where you spin not straw, but poo into gold.
That's where the rump comes in.
It just occurred to me that this is not unprecedented. Television networks turn poo into gold every day.
I thought this was a thread about Uwe Boll, my mistake.