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Admiral: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Captain: Tell George I quit! Enough with these stupid changes already!
"He claims the ship is equipped with some sort of Corbomite device sir."
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Captain: They say they used their sun as a slingshot to propel themselves through time and space!
Admiral: Damn! Why didn't we think of that?!
Admiral (chuckling): "God that thing is ugly."
"They call that a warship? They have women and children aboard that thing. We'll kick their asses using nothing but our own sexual frustration."
"And their Captain is some bald guy. At least OUR bald guy has really cool scars..."
"Sir, they say they want to talk about a peaceful resolution, because they know we don't want a fight any more than they do. Would you like to give the order to fire, or shall I?"
"Captain...I think we took a wee bit of a wrong turn".