If you had to die violently, then how would you choose to die?
Here are a dozen choices from me + 1 more for a baker's dozen.
01. Falling to me knees.
b. My eyes rolling up in the sockets till only the whites showed.
c. And then pitching forward on to my face
02. Falling.
b. Being smashed on the rocks.
c. Kicking and screaming all the way down.
03. Dieing with 36 inches of steel thru a lung.
b. Thinking: "It was fun while it lasted!"
04. Coming in second in a quick draw.
b. Realizing it.
c. And then being filled with lead.
05. Killing my worst enemy.
b. Spitting in society's face.
c. By turning the same gun on myself.
d. And blowing my brains out.
06. Being shot at least twice in the belly and gut.
b. But before dieing.
c. Leaving all to my worst enemy.
07. Grappling with my Vulcan opponent.
b. Being accidentally shot in the back of the head by my erstwhile partner in crime.
c. But still saying to my opponent: "Boy, you are good!"
d. And then my head exploding.
08. Being shot.
b. But literally dieing laughing.
c. Saying: "Yep! Life is a s.o.b."
09. Getting into a fight at the bottom of the stairs.
b. Winning the fight, but losing my life.
c. Dropping my sword.
d. Climbing the stairs.
e. Dieing in my lover's arms at the top of the stairs.
f. But, before doing so.
g. Learning that one time was enough, and she is pregnant with our son.
h. And thinking to myself: "Yep. Life will go on."
10. Jumping into a cauldron to my death.
b. But by so doing.
c. Beating an opponent I never could beat before.
d. And living long enough to say to him: "Beat you at least, pigboy!"
11. Making a "honest" woman out of a woman I have slept with for years.
b. By finally marrying her.
c. Going out to fight the unbeatable together.
d. And then dieing together.
12. Being beheaded.
b. But first, taking off my shirt, as it is my best shirt, and I do not want to get blood on it.
c. Being beheaded.
d. But, still being able to stand up afterwards.
e. Taking a step forward.
f. And tripping over the headsman's block.
13. Looking for a ride in the rain.
b. Being picked up.
c. Taken to her home.
d. Where she gets me drunk.
e. Kissing me and playing games with me.
f. Gets me into the tub.
g. Bathes me.
h. Has me stand up in the tub.
i. Services me.
j. Bites me.
k. Paralyzes me.
l. Insults me.
m. And drowns me in the tub, when the doorbell rings.
And yours?
I want to die like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJMxGFco57Y
Being stabbed, then bitten into big chunks by a female triangle while two sociopathic marshmallows complain about how bored they are, all while riding on the back of a giant flying otter! :teddyr:
Quote01. Falling to me knees.
b. My eyes rolling up in the sockets till only the whites showed.
c. And then pitching forward on to my face
If this is during sex...yes. :teddyr:
mauled to death by a disgruntled fax machine
Quote from: indianasmith on October 29, 2011, 07:20:11 PM
Being stabbed, then bitten into big chunks by a female triangle while two sociopathic marshmallows complain about how bored they are, all while riding on the back of a giant flying otter! :teddyr:
Heehee, I was just watching that. :teddyr: I love bizarre humor.
Quote from: Sleepyskull on October 30, 2011, 06:15:24 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on October 29, 2011, 07:20:11 PM
Being stabbed, then bitten into big chunks by a female triangle while two sociopathic marshmallows complain about how bored they are, all while riding on the back of a giant flying otter! :teddyr:
Heehee, I was just watching that. :teddyr: I love bizarre humor.
I was beginning to wonder if there were ANY other Filmcow fans on this board! LOL Last night I went to a Halloween Carnival dressed as The Cloak - complete with the "Axe of Capitalism!" That is one of the funniest videos they ever did!
from 1000 Ways to die, way to die number 1- Ichibonded (NSFW)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN9Tqhc2OFY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN9Tqhc2OFY)
Die of too much happiness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kf0D_X7uFE
How would I like to die? Not in anyway whatsoever.
Here's a quote from Woody Allen:
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying."
I've grown attached to being alive through my slim time on this world. I'd like to not die. I'd like to keep that up as long as possible.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njSrP-B4VN0
A few more:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY-03vYYAjA&feature=player_embedded
Suspiria (NSFW)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwRG2qpEwl4&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwRG2qpEwl4&feature=related)
Peacefully. :smile:
Three songs must be played at my funeral ~ when the people come into the church, they must hear Going Home from the movie Local Hero. They will know that I have beliefs that I will go to a better place so Mark Knopfler's song will be appropriate.
In the middle of the hopefully short ceremony, the original Star Trek theme must be played. :smile:
When they leave, they will leave to the sounds of The Raiders March by John Williams ~ they will know that the person they are there for was a film fan his entire life and that this rousing theme was his favourite piece of movie music.
No mourning, no crying, no speeches and no black clothes please ~ dress casual and celebrate my life.
After the funeral, a party and my final wish is that if anyone wishes to remember me, they should go see a movie ~ any movie at all ~ and remember me that way. :teddyr:
I want this played at my funeral, with full bagpipes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYhTye_A9H0
If you're asking HOW I wanna go...this is it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zcDH5PZ9gQ&feature=related
But, in all honesty, the likeliest way is a heart attack or OD. Given my family history of heart problems and my history with substances, it's gonna be one or the other.
knocked out unconscious and runned down by a steam roller
Like Jimmy Cagney in WHITE HEAT.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bytoID_SNnE
None for me, thanks. I plan to live forever.
Quote from: Flick James on December 09, 2011, 05:59:25 PM
None for me, thanks. I plan to live forever.
Good luck,man. Hope it works out.
Me-If I died tommorow-I'm good with it.
I've spent a lot of time thinking about this and decided the best way to die would be to have this woman take me over her knee and spank me to death.
(http://redriverpak.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/l83021dominatrix.jpg)
Heart attack when I'm 94 years old while getting oral sex from a 25 year old chubby girl with huge tits.
Sure it'll probably scar her for life, but eh oh well.
Either that or die from an overdose on opium.
Given the choice, I'd choose not to...but if I had to pick, I'd go with old age.
Quietly, comfortably, and far in the future.
Defending someone against great evil; and, I'd like to know that it's time.
(http://d200fahol9mbkt.cloudfront.net/item/15362577/You_Shall_Not_Pass.jpg)
The Seekers' The Carnival Is Over is another song I'd like played and for my very few enemies who wish me to GTFO of this life quickly, The Moody Blues' Go Now. :wink:
Quote from: El Misfit on December 08, 2011, 08:00:20 PM
knocked out unconscious and runned down by a steam roller
Doesn't look like too much fun.... :wink:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFpyqgJ4JEo&playnext=1&list=PLF82230F3E0B5AD0B&feature=results_video
Not sure, but if the time comes before I have thought up an original idea off my own, Here are some creative ways off dying.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul-Wwq7GNIQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhBYvlz2ufg
Or lets see some more wholsome family friendly cartoons...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_MW8i4deRU&feature=related
Now lets play a game...
And that game is called "Which cartoon is more messed up"
cause I am not doing well at this one.
Bees or ants forming a colony inside my body.
soon