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Title: Sometimes, a salad is good . . .
Post by: The Burgomaster on November 15, 2011, 03:25:10 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-i1Rv62xDHoU/TeNF6f6v_iI/AAAAAAAAA0A/yMfLb1W9Wo8/s1600/ugly-fat-girl-bikini-old-woman-pictures.jpg)

Would you like what's behind fold #1, fold #2 or fold #3?

Title: Re: Sometimes, a salad is good . . .
Post by: FatFreddysCat on November 15, 2011, 03:26:08 PM
GAAAAAH MY EYES!!! LORD MAKE ME UNSEE IT!!!
Title: Re: Sometimes, a salad is good . . .
Post by: Jack on November 15, 2011, 04:13:43 PM
Now all I need is Princess Leia on a chain.
Title: Re: Sometimes, a salad is good . . .
Post by: sprite75 on November 15, 2011, 10:27:36 PM
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Sorry, trying to wipe the vomit off my keyboard before it gets in and ruins the laptop.  Easier said than done while one's vision is obscured by blood.
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Post by: Chainsawmidget on November 17, 2011, 03:22:58 PM
If she was a stripper, people would yell "Put it back on!"
Title: Re: Sometimes, a salad is good . . .
Post by: Hammock Rider on November 18, 2011, 12:22:47 PM

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-i1Rv62xDHoU/TeNF6f6v_iI/AAAAAAAAA0A/yMfLb1W9Wo8/s1600/ugly-fat-girl-bikini-old-woman-pictures.jpg)


They've cast the caterpiller in the latest remake of Alice in Wonderland.
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Post by: sprite75 on November 18, 2011, 04:30:35 PM
Is that a tattoo on one of the folds of skin there???
Title: Re: Sometimes, a salad is good . . .
Post by: Mr. DS on November 18, 2011, 06:31:18 PM
Quote from: sprite75 on November 18, 2011, 04:30:35 PM
Is that a tattoo on one of the folds of skin there???
yep it reads "WIDE LOAD"
Title: Re: Sometimes, a salad is good . . .
Post by: NelsonRage on November 21, 2011, 04:01:37 AM
 Lugging that belly around was way too much work but then life seemed so much easier once Big Boned Judy finally purchased her very own blubber prop stick.
Title: Re: Sometimes, a salad is good . . .
Post by: Mr. DS on November 21, 2011, 07:09:15 AM
I'd hit that


(sorry for the delay, it was the obvious joke coming from me)
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Post by: BoyScoutKevin on November 22, 2011, 07:27:03 PM
Is there anybody out there man enough to marry her?

She left her last husband flat.

And now he can't get over her.
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Post by: Mr. DS on November 22, 2011, 08:33:21 PM
Her belt size is equator btw
Title: Re: Sometimes, a salad is good . . .
Post by: Jack on November 23, 2011, 08:09:13 AM
Quote from: sprite75 on November 18, 2011, 04:30:35 PM
Is that a tattoo on one of the folds of skin there???

It was originally the size of a postage stamp.
Title: Re: Sometimes, a salad is good . . .
Post by: AndyC on November 27, 2011, 10:26:27 PM
Think this is disturbing? You should see it when she makes the post disappear.
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Post by: sprite75 on November 27, 2011, 10:43:37 PM
Quote from: AndyC on November 27, 2011, 10:26:27 PM
Think this is disturbing? You should see it when she makes the post disappear.

No thank you.  Don't even wanna think about that.
Title: Re: Sometimes, a salad is good . . .
Post by: indianasmith on November 28, 2011, 12:43:01 AM
Quote from: AndyC on November 27, 2011, 10:26:27 PM
Think this is disturbing? You should see it when she makes the post disappear.


EEEEEWWW!!!!!!
Title: Re: Sometimes, a salad is good . . .
Post by: AndyC on November 28, 2011, 12:56:04 PM
Quote from: DS on November 21, 2011, 07:09:15 AM
I'd hit that


(sorry for the delay, it was the obvious joke coming from me)

And the obligatory response: With what?
Title: Re: Sometimes, a salad is good . . .
Post by: Leah on November 30, 2011, 08:42:54 PM
Adele's fatter cousin!
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Post by: WhenBadMoviesAttack on December 04, 2011, 10:56:42 AM
Man 'da harpoons.
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Post by: JayJayM12 on January 17, 2012, 02:29:38 PM
In fairness, she hasn't really put her makeup on yet, so we may be being too quick to judge...
Title: Re: Sometimes, a salad is good . . .
Post by: sprite75 on January 17, 2012, 08:38:43 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-i1Rv62xDHoU/TeNF6f6v_iI/AAAAAAAAA0A/yMfLb1W9Wo8/s1600/ugly-fat-girl-bikini-old-woman-pictures.jpg)

Wait a second, is she stripping?
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Post by: The Burgomaster on January 18, 2012, 01:43:38 PM
Publicity still from the upcoming movie, "The Human Centipede, Part 3."

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Post by: Leah on January 18, 2012, 08:28:02 PM
Again, another one of Burgo's secret fetishes......
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Post by: sprite75 on January 22, 2012, 12:50:51 AM
Before fixating on Princess Leia, this was Jabba's first love.
Title: Re: Sometimes, a salad is good . . .
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on January 22, 2012, 05:45:30 PM
Quote from: sprite75 on January 22, 2012, 12:50:51 AM
Before fixating on Princess Leia, this was Jabba's first love.

But she left him flat, and he still can't get over her--even with help.
Title: Re: Sometimes, a salad is good . . .
Post by: Nakuyabi on February 10, 2012, 05:27:17 PM
"I don't know quite how to break this to you, but I'm pregnant."
Title: Re: Sometimes, a salad is good . . .
Post by: JayJayM12 on February 10, 2012, 05:46:43 PM
Quote from: Nakuyabi on February 10, 2012, 05:27:17 PM
"I don't know quite how to break this to you, but I'm pregnant."

With triplets - each in their own handy carrying case!
Title: Re: Sometimes, a salad is good . . .
Post by: The Burgomaster on February 13, 2012, 04:51:40 PM
Film historians discover the only existing print of the long lost final John Waters / Divine movie . . .


Title: Re: Sometimes, a salad is good . . .
Post by: sprite75 on February 13, 2012, 10:12:36 PM
My reproductive organs just hit the back of my throat.
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