http://my.gci.com/gci/portal/Newschannel.aspx?ArticleID=D9R6KFGG2&CatID=TopHeadlines (http://my.gci.com/gci/portal/Newschannel.aspx?ArticleID=D9R6KFGG2&CatID=TopHeadlines)
QuoteSeveral members of the group carried out the attacks in September and October by forcefully cutting the beards and hair of Amish men and women, authorities said. Cutting the hair is a highly offensive act to the Amish, who believe the Bible instructs women to let their hair grow long and men to grow beards and stop shaving once they marry.
Funny that the suspect's name is 'Mullet'
Amish fundamentalist terrorism. What's next, I ask you?
Amish-on-Amish crime. America's secret shame.
You know how you can tell when your Amish teen is headed for big trouble?
- When he wears his big black hat backwards!
- When you find his secret stash of colorful socks!
- When you catch him looking at pictures of girls without their bonnets on!
- When you correct him and he yells "Thou Stinketh!!!"
- When he defiantly states: "If we had a radio, I would'st listen to RAP!!"
- When his name is Jebediah, but he insists on being called "Jeb-Daddy."
Quote from: indianasmith on November 23, 2011, 06:51:52 PM
You know how you can tell when your Amish teen is headed for big trouble?
- When he wears his big black hat backwards!
- When you find his secret stash of colorful socks!
- When you catch him looking at pictures of girls without their bonnets on!
- When you correct him and he yells "Thou Stinketh!!!"
- When he defiantly states: "If we had a radio, I would'st listen to RAP!!"
- When his name is Jebediah, but he insists on being called "Jeb-Daddy."
Or when he says on New Years Eve: "Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1899."
And what's the deal with the moustache-less beards? Is there something in the Bible about that?
Not that I am aware of, and I have read the book in question more than once. :teddyr:
Maybe they have Lincoln envy!
Quote from: indianasmith on November 23, 2011, 06:51:52 PM
You know how you can tell when your Amish teen is headed for big trouble?
- When he wears his big black hat backwards!
- When you find his secret stash of colorful socks!
- When you catch him looking at pictures of girls without their bonnets on!
- When you correct him and he yells "Thou Stinketh!!!"
- When he defiantly states: "If we had a radio, I would'st listen to RAP!!"
- When his name is Jebediah, but he insists on being called "Jeb-Daddy."
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Well they're getting in a close shave with the law.
Quote from: Criswell That One Guy on November 25, 2011, 03:19:57 PM
Well they're getting in a close shave with the law.
At least they didn't get themselves into a lather about it.
I'm not against shaving amish women's beards.
That seems pretty weird to me.
Quote from: Rev. Powell on November 25, 2011, 03:58:41 PM
Quote from: Criswell That One Guy on November 25, 2011, 03:19:57 PM
Well they're getting in a close shave with the law.
At least they didn't get themselves into a lather about it.
These jokes need to be sharpened up a bit.
Quote from: DS on November 27, 2011, 09:45:03 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on November 25, 2011, 03:58:41 PM
Quote from: Criswell That One Guy on November 25, 2011, 03:19:57 PM
Well they're getting in a close shave with the law.
At least they didn't get themselves into a lather about it.
These jokes need to be sharpened up a bit.
They are a little shaggy, I admit.
The Amish Mafia....what's this world coming to?
Was there perhaps a Witness to this crime? :wink:
Quote from: Trevor on December 01, 2011, 01:23:00 AM
Was there perhaps a Witness to this crime? :wink:
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NYUK,NYUK,NYUK!
Quote from: tracy1963 on December 01, 2011, 01:50:09 PM
Quote from: Trevor on December 01, 2011, 01:23:00 AM
Was there perhaps a Witness to this crime? :wink:
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NYUK,NYUK,NYUK!
:teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :thumbup:
It seems that Mr Mullet is going to jail...... :question:
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2306751/Amish-families-relax-sports-day-parents-prepare-to-jail-beard-cutting.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2306751/Amish-families-relax-sports-day-parents-prepare-to-jail-beard-cutting.html)
Haven't the FBI got anything better to do? I ask you. :question:
QuoteFour women and one man will start jail terms of between one and seven years, leaving nearly three dozen children without one or both parents for the duration of their sentences.
:buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:
3 dozen kids between 5 people?!?!
Quote from: Bushma on April 10, 2013, 09:11:32 AM
QuoteFour women and one man will start jail terms of between one and seven years, leaving nearly three dozen children without one or both parents for the duration of their sentences.
:buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:
3 dozen kids between 5 people?!?!
Yikes and I thought the nine kids my maternal grandparents had were a lot! :buggedout:
How Ahmished this thread!
Quote from: tracy on November 30, 2011, 01:49:11 PM
The Amish Mafia....what's this world coming to?
Yeah, those drive-by shootings with horse and buggy are really becoming a social problem...
Quote from: Umaril Has Returned on April 15, 2013, 04:20:30 PM
Quote from: tracy on November 30, 2011, 01:49:11 PM
The Amish Mafia....what's this world coming to?
Yeah, those drive-by shootings with horse and buggy are really becoming a social problem...
But the clop-clop sound of the horses hooves and all the crap on the road do leave a trail..... :wink:
Quote from: Trevor on May 03, 2013, 06:09:48 AM
Quote from: Umaril Has Returned on April 15, 2013, 04:20:30 PM
Quote from: tracy on November 30, 2011, 01:49:11 PM
The Amish Mafia....what's this world coming to?
Yeah, those drive-by shootings with horse and buggy are really becoming a social problem...
But the clop-clop sound of the horses hooves and all the crap on the road do leave a trail..... :wink:
True that! :smile: