Turkey has finally gone where no man has gone before... or at least no Turk... and made something even more humiliating to Starfleet than the adventures of Harcourt Fenton Mudd.
It's Turkish Star Trek and believe you me, this is one big slice of crazy.
MALTZ! CHO EE CHOO! (http://thegreatwhitedope.blogspot.com/2011/11/turkish-star-trek-aka-turist-omer-uzay.html)