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"Woman diagnosed with carpal bunghole syndrome. Film at eleven."
"Multitasking" just took on a whole new meaning I think.
:lookingup: Wow...sure complicates her proctologist job, don't it?
"At Contortionists-R-Us we have many highly skilled people for whatever job you need done".
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This yoga pose is called The Mullet: business in the front and party in the back.
Louise loved the smell of her own farts so much, she would go to any length to make sure she could smell them.
Since I can't get out of this position myself, maybe I can get online help...
" HEY! That's not a pencil holder!"
Her chiropractor is going to put in some serious OT getting her straightened out.
Okay, okay we're all impressed, but you STILL didn't put a cover page on that TPS report...
OR
"They said we weren't allowed to LOOK AT porn at work. They didn't say anything about performing it."