Right, the whole idea of this is to just have a laugh and share some expierences we've had with any films and to let other people have the chance to expierence them too.
Really just any films to have a few beers with and watch a few mates. :cheers:
So bad they are good.
Yor: Hunter From The Future
The Room
Troll 2
Manos: Hands Of Hate
The Toxic Avenger (TROMA)
Lazer Blast
Mac and Me
Bear (2010)
Silent Night, Deadly Night
SWAMP ZOMBIES!!!
Shark Attack 3
Lake Placid
Biohazardous
Bloodlust Zombies
Any others guys?
Cheers, Josh (When Bad Movies Attack)
I shall laugh in the face of my detractors and DEFIANTLY see these films, for sure.
actually I thought the first Lake Placid was quite good, in an almost good way. Number 3 was hideous, except for Roxanne Pallet's brief naked cameo
SAMURAI COP is my current hot pick for so bad it's good
I've seen all those. I'd add "Demon Cop" to the list, as I don't think too many guys and gals here have seen it. It's great and I stand DEFIANT on that. :wink:
I found Lake Placid kind of a bore. Not terrible, just the kind of movie I forgot I watched a few minutes after I watched it. Alligator (1980) is vastly superior.
I've seen six out of that list, and would add Myra Breckinridge. Seriously, you haven't lived until you've seen Raquel Welch as a tranny raping a man.
Quote from: WhenBadMoviesAttack on December 04, 2011, 10:37:11 AM
Bear (2010)
YES I love that movies, its kinda my group of friends go to "so bad its good movie". Its like a syfy channel movie with a lower budget and a lot funnier.
Quote from: zombie #1 on December 04, 2011, 01:42:22 PM
SAMURAI COP is my current hot pick for so bad it's good
Damn straight. If you are a bad movie lover, you have to see this. It has everything you could ever dream of.
For a must see list of bad movies, I would through in the Roger Corman Fantastic Four film. Like Samurai Cop, but with some minor better acting in it and no nudity. Still one of the best bad movies I have ever seen.
Also, Dungeons & Dragons. Such a fantastic and maverlous trainwreck of a film with one of the best hammy performances ever: Jeremy Irons!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZne8XjVajM
Plan 9 From Outer Space, Bride of the Monster, Glen or Glenda, The Creeping Terror, Godzilla's Revenge, Hobgoblins, Bad Taste
I laughed really hard watching all of these, to the point of tears
Slapstick (Of Another Kind) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088134/)
To this day, the worst movie I have ever seen. There is nothing good about this film. And it's based on a Kurt Vonnegut novel!
To watch this movie is a test of wills. It's hard to imagine that something can be this awful and still exist in this, the best of all possible worlds. If you can make it through that movie you can stand upright in the eyes of the Lord. "Yes! I have seen the worst this universe has to offer and I have prevailed!"
If you can defy fate by watching this movie and still holding out hope for humanity, you are ready for anything.
How about the Daniel Craig war film Defiance? That is a film you should defiantly see. :wink:
One of my absolute pet peeves, and my students to it all the time - confusing DEFINITELY with DEFIANTLY! It sure does change the tone of a book review when I read "I would defiantly recommend this book to students my age" instead of "I would definitely . . . " but I can't seem to break them of it.
Come on, you can't just jump to conclusions that the original poster was misspelling or mistyping definitely. I mean, I can see a justification for it being defiantly. I mean, we're talking about bad movies that tend to be critically panned, yes? Wouldn't you be defying the critics and the status quo by watching them?
Don't you worry about it, WhenBadMoviesAttack, I'm behind you.
A Serbian Film
Rock n' Roll Nightmare
Hatchet For A Honeymoon
Bloody Birthday
The Children
Who Can Kill A Child
Microwave Massacre
Quote from: Mofo Rising on December 05, 2011, 02:36:57 AM
Slapstick (Of Another Kind) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088134/)
It almost makes the film version of BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS look good.
Almost.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0b/Breakfast_of_Champions_(film).jpg)
Quote from: Raffine on December 05, 2011, 05:05:58 PM
Quote from: Mofo Rising on December 05, 2011, 02:36:57 AM
Slapstick (Of Another Kind) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088134/)
It almost makes the film version of BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS look good.
Almost.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0b/Breakfast_of_Champions_(film).jpg)
O wow. I tried watching it. I honestly tried. It was such a botched mess. Being a fan of Vonnegut and the book, and seeing such a promising cast (including Albert Finney and Nick Nolte), watching it was like being kicked in the nuts and then spit on by somebody you deeply respect.
I don't recommend ANYBODY watch this catastrophe, DEFINITELY, DEFIANTLY, or OTHEWISE.
Bride of the Gorilla: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0043360/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0043360/)
TSOOL's Bigtime music vid is parts of the movie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaCKp_IqwpI&list=FLRj_GA54GAhybhxJuGXyxkw&index=28&feature=plpp_video
BAD doesn't even do it justice, but Lon Chaney, JR does....as the main cop!
how about;
maniac cop
god made me do it
blastfighter
the sentinal
the werewolf vs. the vampire
bad georgia road
Quote from: Raffine on December 05, 2011, 05:05:58 PM
Quote from: Mofo Rising on December 05, 2011, 02:36:57 AM
Slapstick (Of Another Kind) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088134/)
It almost makes the film version of BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS look good.
Almost.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0b/Breakfast_of_Champions_(film).jpg)
Oh, don't get me started. A complete failure. Especially horrible because
Breakfast of Champions is probably my favorite Vonnegut novel. He just does not work well on film.
All's not lost, I thought the adaptation of
Mother Night was very well done.
I know people like that
Slaughterhouse-Five movie, but I'm in the very small minority that thinks that was one of Vonnegut's weaker books.
So it goes?
QuoteAll's not lost, I thought the adaptation of Mother Night was very well done.
Agreed, that's a terrific film. There was a
very short lived (seven episodes) anthology series back in the early 90's called
Kurt Vonnegut's Monkey House that featured some fairly good adaptations of some of his early short stories. Madeline Kahn was just about perfect as the home decorating obsessed Grace in
More Stately Mansions.
Here's the series intro:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWfG8SgyWlo&feature=related
All seven episodes are on VHS (I have them...somewhere) but not on DVD.
Back to the movies:
NIGHT OF THE DEMON (1980) remains one of my favorite crazy bad movies. Big Foot rips the arm off a fisherman, flings a guy in a sleeping bag onto a protruding tree limb, forces two girl scouts to stab each other, rips off a biker dude's tellywacker, impregnates a retarded hillbilly , and does his infamous 'Entrails Dance', seen here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Gt6bEEmWss&feature=related
Yes, the soothing jazz flute music is from the film's soundtrack.
Hi ho.