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"What is it? CAUGHT! IN! ELF! MOSH!"
OMG! Santa Claus has been kidnapped by aliens!
One second before the aliens beamed them up for a good probing.
There was a report of a riot brewing but it settled down due to their elf control.
This year, toy production came to a stand still when the Elves decided to hold their first rave.
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Earlier this morning authorities impounded an unregistered freighter bound for the Nike Pits of Southern China. The freighter's point of origin was somewhere near the North pole, and the cargo holds were packed with elves.
When things got out of hand with the Occupy North Pole movement, the 38%ers formed, without a doubt, the most delightful riot you'll ever see...
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The stuff nightmares are made of.
What do you mean we're being replaced by Oompa-Loompas?!