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I told you candy would rot your teeth. Now hold still!
In retrospect, hiring the blacksmith to do my tongue piercing was an obvious mistake.
Girl: Hey.. you're Thteve Martin! I wuved you in Pawenthood!
"Look, I'm sorry I ate the last twinkie. You're not going to get it back."
Wonder Woman's less successful sister drastically turned to torture porn for a living....