Hey bad movie friends!
New game for ya: Pick 5 words (or if you like, 2-word words, like "ice cream"). The next poster has to make a sentence out of them and then pick 5 of their own for the next poster to make a sentence of.
Example:
Pickle
Feet
Nipple
Transmission
Dump Truck
Sentence:
Yesterday I was driving a dump truck when I dropped my pickle at my feet; as I bent to pick it up I caught my nipple on my jacket zipper, got distracted by the pain and crashed it.. now I have to fix the transmission.
Enjoy!
First 5 words:
Barber
Gerbil
Semantics
Veins
Suicide
Well, the Barber wasn't particularly good, as you can see I have an urge to commit suicide when he killed my pet Gerbil, Bob, who was into semantics, had his veins cut.
next 5:
Dork
Peanuts
Queen
Butts
Monkey
Queen Elizabeth III once owned a monkey that she fed peanuts; she called him a dork because he liked to paint moustaches on all the butts in the kingdom.
Next 5:
poo
joust
Satan
infidel
contract
QuoteCow T Robot
:question:
This must be the robot that says "We've got MOOOOOVIE sign!" :wink:
Trevor, for his display of courage when he flung his underpants at a ninja trying to infiltrate the Satellite of Love, was rewarded with an invitation to crack wise at bad films alongside Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo.
Next 5:
disease
fan belt
fracture
prostate exam
dying
Quote from: retrorussell on December 22, 2011, 11:48:04 PM
was rewarded with an invitation to crack wise at bad films alongside Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo.
:thumbup: :teddyr:
I will ask them to invite you as well and they must screen
Midnight so that we can all rejoice in that marvelous ABBA like song. :buggedout: :buggedout:
Quote from: Trevor on December 23, 2011, 04:07:17 AM
Quote from: retrorussell on December 22, 2011, 11:48:04 PM
was rewarded with an invitation to crack wise at bad films alongside Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo.
:thumbup: :teddyr:
I will ask them to invite you as well and they must screen Midnight so that we can all rejoice in that marvelous ABBA like song. :buggedout: :buggedout:
Yay!!! :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:
Fearing he had some dread disease, Jack visited the doctor who insisted on the sexy female nurse giving him a prostrate exam producing much excitement especially when Jack's angry wife, who was there to tell Jack about trouble with their car's fan belt, stormed in and insisted on said nurse dying.
Next 5:
Nest
Ghosts
Water
Spaghetti
Worms
This morning my pet worms made a nest out of spaghetti and water; when I got home from work they were eaten by ghosts.
Next 5:
heart
snapped
rectum
sneeze
hermaphrodite
After the hermaphrodite ate some heart she sneezed while at the same feeling something in her rectum and snapped a pencil after accidently stepping on it.
singer, lamp, dynamite, acid, dictionary
The singer used the kerosene lamp to light his stick of dynamite, then threw a flask of sulphuric acid at the librarian who was looking up "dynamite" in the dictionary.
Next 5:
nose, javelin, kumquat, lubricant, vasectomy
After stepping outside the hospital fresh from my vasectomy, I ate a kumquat, heard a whistling sound, and looked up just in time to see a javelin pierce my nose; I had to go back to the doctor, who used lubricant to get it out.
Next 5:
pizza
dildo
gumbo
frog dung
bicycle
The delivery guy brought my order of pizza and gumbo on a bicycle but had to dodge frog dung squirting from a dildo to get here.
Next 5:
carrot
bikini
ufo
uppercut
condom
A ufo in a bikini placed a condom on a carrot which caused him to receive an uppercut from his earthling lover.
vulva
Retrorussell
infection
traffic
running
Retrorussell braved running through oncoming traffic on his way to the clinic where he hoped to get treatment for an infection in his girlfriend's vulva.
Truck
Aspirin
Lasagna
Sword
Bear
While heading to the 7/11 to buy some frozen lasagna,my truck broke down and I was attacked by a bear which I killed with my sword and that's why I need six aspirin,dammit! :hot:
boobies
Jell-O
spine
angels
boots
After purchasing some new boots to help me walk more upright and put less pressure on my spine, I slipped on some Jell-o and hit my head, then dreamed that I saw angels with the most extraordinary boobies calling to me.. then I woke up.
Next 5:
Ronald Reagan
pineapple
Windows 95
dysentery
orangutan
Quote from: retrorussell on January 09, 2012, 07:28:26 PM
After purchasing some new boots to help me walk more upright and put less pressure on my spine, I slipped on some Jell-o and hit my head, then dreamed that I saw angels with the most extraordinary boobies calling to me.. then I woke up.
Next 5:
Ronald Reagan
pineapple
Windows 95
dysentery
orangutan
My ourangutan, suffering from dysentery, pulled up a picture of Ronald Reagan on my Windows 95, causing the poor beast to vomit up the pineapple he'd had for lunch.
----NEXT 5-----
submarine
autoeroticism
claymore
pulchritude
Ray-Bans
Now look here, you might possess great pulchritude when you're posing there in your Ray-Bans, but the submarine is no place for your claymore or autoeroticism.
Quote from: Snivelly on January 21, 2012, 07:39:53 PM
Now look here, you might possess great pulchritude when you're posing there in your Ray-Bans, but the submarine is no place for your claymore or autoeroticism.
Pick five more words....anybody.
Quote from: alandhopewell on July 12, 2012, 01:30:54 PM
Quote from: Snivelly on January 21, 2012, 07:39:53 PM
Now look here, you might possess great pulchritude when you're posing there in your Ray-Bans, but the submarine is no place for your claymore or autoeroticism.
Pick five more words....anybody.
Mister
Shuffle
Daisies
Mud
Living
While picking daisies near a mud field, I heard a shuffle behind me; as I turned I saw Mister Rogers standing there, as one of the living dead!
Next 5:
cleavage
pineapple
foghorn
Pokemon
trousers
As the mournful foghorn sounded in the distance, I spat a half-chewed piece of pineapple at my wife's cleavage, but she stood suddenly and it hit her trousers instead, staining the Pokemon cards in her hip pocket.
(Bonus points cause I actually did that one time!)
Wow.. what are the odds of the foghorn AND Pokemon cards being involved as well?
Got 5 new words, Indy?
Brazilian
library
uvula
potato
nostrils
I was shoving 2 halves of a potato up my nostrils and got them lodged in my uvula; as I started choking I raced to the nearest Brazilian library to get information on how to save my life, but by the time I got there I died.
Next:
effigy
cyst
Panama
diarrhea
cookies
A protester in Panama was burning the president in effigy when he suffered an attack of diarrhea, caused by either a cyst in his colon or too many cookies.
Next five:
umbrella
outboard
prancing
solemn
adhesive
The Umbrella was fine until the outboard of our boat blew up, with the smoke prancing around us while Joe gave a solemn look at the situation, then said that we shouldn't have used adhesive to keep the pistons together.
Next five:
Banana
Yu-Gi-Oh
solitaire
Crap
Apples
While eating a banana and playing Yu-Gi-Oh! with his friends, Bob wished instead he was playing Solitaire while watching crap on television and eating candy apples.
Next five:
Metropolis
Iceberg
Raider
Ewer
Naughty
Superman flew from Metropolis to the Antarctic, to stop a naughty Oakland Raider (Matt Leinart) from peeing into a ewer and pouring it on penguins, who gathered on an iceberg.
Next 5:
albatross
frisbee
feminine
pasta
checkers
Quote from: retrorussell on July 17, 2012, 07:34:16 PM
Superman flew from Metropolis to the Antarctic, to stop a naughty Oakland Raider (Matt Leinart) from peeing into a ewer and pouring it on penguins, who gathered on an iceberg.
Next 5:
albatross
frisbee
feminine
pasta
checkers
Feminine pasta checkers who spend all their free time playing Frisbee are an albatross around the neck of Barilla.
NEXT FIVE
Rangoon
widdershins
revenant
Slurpee
mollusk
The revenant migrated widdershins, towards Rangoon, while sucking on a Chilled Clam, his favorite Slurpee from 7-11's new line mollusk-flavored line.
help
trampled
mother's
exiles
interview
I need help with an interview I'm giving channel 6 tomorrow.. my mother's ex-boyfriends went on self-imposed exiles to Africa and got trampled by elephants, and I don't know what to say!
Next:
balailaka
dank
Peruvian
sandwich
gelatinous
Quote from: retrorussell on July 18, 2012, 05:44:51 PM
I need help with an interview I'm giving channel 6 tomorrow.. my mother's ex-boyfriends went on self-imposed exiles to Africa and got trampled by elephants, and I don't know what to say!
Next:
balailaka
dank
Peruvian
sandwich
gelatinous
In a dank chamber, a Peruvian acolyte strummed his balailaka, between bites of a gelatinous sandwich.
hydrostatic
orm
planchette
murrain
hemophage
I do not know what the words hydrostatic, orm, planchette, murrain, or hemophage mean. :tongueout:
Pelican
Illegal
Volkswagen
nuclear
President
Aww.. be adventurous! Look 'em up! :smile:
Well, I'll leave it up to Alan. What do you say.. do we still do your words? If you want I'll do 'em.
Quote from: retrorussell on February 25, 2014, 12:35:01 AM
Aww.. be adventurous! Look 'em up! :smile:
Well, I'll leave it up to Alan. What do you say.. do we still do your words? If you want I'll do 'em.
I was supposed to use the words hydrostatic, orm, planchette, murrain, and hemophage in a sentence.
My sentence was "I do not know what the words hydrostatic, orm, planchette, murrain, or hemophage mean."
I used them. Technically it counts. :teddyr:
The Volkswagon, driven by illegal immigrants, delivered the nuclear-contaminated Penguin to the President.
My words are:
Robust
Free-spirited
Ukrainian
Puce
Tarantula
The robust free spirited Ukrainian spotted a tarantula and turned the color of puce.
Undies
Awful
Trevor
Wears
His
That one was hard. :wink:
Hard, as in crust? Bleck..
Trevor wears his undies on his head while attending awful movies.
Next:
Pierogi
detrimental
abscess
calcium
feasible
It is feasible though detrimental to find an abscess made of calcium inside your pierogi.
blacktop
lurid
manufactured
unholy
vamp
The unholy,lurid vamp manufactured blacktop.
Gee-that was easy!
creep
liverwurst
kitty
insect
interbred
What kind of interbred creep feeds liverwurst and insects to his poor kitty?
fluted
gargoyle
magma
Indonesian
yak-herder
The fluted Indoesian Yak herder gargoyle stone hopped over the flowing magma.
He had to save the ewes! If not-how would he feed his children? These yak were his LIFE! Without them-they would starve-which was a slow death.The race of the gargoyles was in his hands. The lava flow would be quick-but neither would stop him-not if the gods were with him-so he lept!
What thf does fluted mean,Indy? :question:
It means having a long central flake or groove removed from the surface. Clovis and Folsom points (two of the oldest artifacts found in North America) are always fluted.
Oh-then what I wrote makes no sense! (like it made sense even without it! :smile:)
dingleberry
corn
blacksmith
evil
dogged
The evil blacksmith dogged the Reverend Dingleberry Corn over an imagined debt of a bushel of calico kittens.
HOLOTHURIAN
WIDDERSHINS
DEASIL
MERKIN
HIPPOCAMPUS
Ellie did not know the definitions of some of the words: HOLOTHURIAN WIDDERSHINS DEASIL MERKIN and HIPPOCAMPUS, but still used them in a sentence.
deathray
orbit
fortunate
polyethylene
disco
Yog, the Emperor of the Smog People, focused his deathray in Earth's orbit towards a disco but the fortunate dancers had the protection of their polyethylene deathray-repellent headgear.
Kittens
Vertigo
Shipwrecked
Renegade
Organizational
The shipwrecked kittens suffered from vertigo standing atop the organizational headquarters of Renegade Ops.
Cheese
Plutonium
Ankle
Milky
Adversely
For lunch, I had a cheese sandwich on plutonium sourdough bread, with a Milky Way. Running down to fetch the afternoon sheep, I twisted my ankle, which adversely harshed my mellow.
GLADIUS
TREBUCHET
KATANA
KNOBKERRIE
BAT'LETH