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Title: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: alandhopewell on January 03, 2012, 05:36:39 PM
     We did this over at the old Retroland, and it was fun....there's an anti-drug commercial on that uses the same form.
I'll begin....

     Grandiose, pseudo-authoritative statement that resounds of  insecurity.
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 04, 2012, 10:30:09 AM
Quote from: alandhopewell on January 03, 2012, 05:36:39 PM
     We did this over at the old Retroland, and it was fun....there's an anti-drug commercial on that uses the same form.
I'll begin....

     Grandiose, pseudo-authoritative statement that resounds of  insecurity.

Quizzical response?
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: alandhopewell on January 04, 2012, 01:59:45 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 04, 2012, 10:30:09 AM
Quote from: alandhopewell on January 03, 2012, 05:36:39 PM
     We did this over at the old Retroland, and it was fun....there's an anti-drug commercial on that uses the same form.
I'll begin....

     Grandiose, pseudo-authoritative statement that resounds of  insecurity.

Quizzical response?

     Quavering, sharp-toned exortation to mind one's own beeswax, as the speaker "knows what he's talking about!"
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 04, 2012, 02:38:48 PM
Spiteful remark questioning OP's intelligence and parentage.
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: alandhopewell on January 04, 2012, 02:48:51 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 04, 2012, 02:38:48 PM
Spiteful remark questioning OP's intelligence and parentage.

     Accusation of racism, coupled with threat of legal action AND vulgar hand gesture. 
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: Flick James on January 04, 2012, 03:33:50 PM
Egregiously flippant, observing precariously with copious schadenfreude
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: alandhopewell on January 04, 2012, 03:36:57 PM
Quote from: Flick James on January 04, 2012, 03:33:50 PM
Egregiously flippant, observing precariously with copious schadenfreude

     Strident request to examine the speaker's "dippin' licence".
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: Allhallowsday on January 04, 2012, 08:50:25 PM
Quote from: alandhopewell on January 03, 2012, 05:36:39 PM
...Grandiose, pseudo-authoritative statement that resounds of  insecurity.
Well, that ain't a freakin' sentence...

Quote from: alandhopewell on January 04, 2012, 01:59:45 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 04, 2012, 10:30:09 AM
Quote from: alandhopewell on January 03, 2012, 05:36:39 PM
     We did this over at the old Retroland, and it was fun....there's an anti-drug commercial on that uses the same form.
I'll begin.... Grandiose, pseudo-authoritative statement that resounds of  insecurity.
Quizzical response?
Quavering, sharp-toned exortation to mind one's own beeswax, as the speaker "knows what he's talking about!"
He may, but that still ain't not no sentence. 

Quote from: alandhopewell on January 04, 2012, 03:36:57 PM
Quote from: Flick James on January 04, 2012, 03:33:50 PM
Egregiously flippant, observing precariously with copious schadenfreude

     Strident request to examine the speaker's "dippin' licence".
Okay.  None of you are conversing in sentences.  And... you're eager to see his family jewels?
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 05, 2012, 09:52:23 AM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on January 04, 2012, 08:50:25 PM
Quote from: alandhopewell on January 03, 2012, 05:36:39 PM
...Grandiose, pseudo-authoritative statement that resounds of  insecurity.
Well, that ain't a freakin' sentence...

Quote from: alandhopewell on January 04, 2012, 01:59:45 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 04, 2012, 10:30:09 AM
Quote from: alandhopewell on January 03, 2012, 05:36:39 PM
     We did this over at the old Retroland, and it was fun....there's an anti-drug commercial on that uses the same form.
I'll begin.... Grandiose, pseudo-authoritative statement that resounds of  insecurity.
Quizzical response?
Quavering, sharp-toned exortation to mind one's own beeswax, as the speaker "knows what he's talking about!"
He may, but that still ain't not no sentence. 

Quote from: alandhopewell on January 04, 2012, 03:36:57 PM
Quote from: Flick James on January 04, 2012, 03:33:50 PM
Egregiously flippant, observing precariously with copious schadenfreude

     Strident request to examine the speaker's "dippin' licence".
Okay.  None of you are conversing in sentences.  And... you're eager to see his family jewels?

Accusation that poster isn't getting into the spirit of things.
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: tracy on January 05, 2012, 01:26:01 PM
Extreme confusion coupled with amazement and a few titters of laughter.
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: alandhopewell on January 05, 2012, 01:39:50 PM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on January 04, 2012, 08:50:25 PM
Quote from: alandhopewell on January 03, 2012, 05:36:39 PM
...Grandiose, pseudo-authoritative statement that resounds of  insecurity.
Well, that ain't a freakin' sentence...

Quote from: alandhopewell on January 04, 2012, 01:59:45 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 04, 2012, 10:30:09 AM
Quote from: alandhopewell on January 03, 2012, 05:36:39 PM
     We did this over at the old Retroland, and it was fun....there's an anti-drug commercial on that uses the same form.
I'll begin.... Grandiose, pseudo-authoritative statement that resounds of  insecurity.
Quizzical response?
Quavering, sharp-toned exortation to mind one's own beeswax, as the speaker "knows what he's talking about!"
He may, but that still ain't not no sentence. 

Quote from: alandhopewell on January 04, 2012, 03:36:57 PM
Quote from: Flick James on January 04, 2012, 03:33:50 PM
Egregiously flippant, observing precariously with copious schadenfreude

     Strident request to examine the speaker's "dippin' licence".
Okay.  None of you are conversing in sentences.  And... you're eager to see his family jewels?

     No....his authorization to be nosy.
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: alandhopewell on January 05, 2012, 01:46:34 PM
Quote from: tracy1963 on January 05, 2012, 01:26:01 PM
Extreme confusion coupled with amazement and a few titters of laughter.

     Amazed laughter at your titters.
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: tracy on January 05, 2012, 01:48:48 PM
Quote from: alandhopewell on January 05, 2012, 01:46:34 PM
Quote from: tracy1963 on January 05, 2012, 01:26:01 PM
Extreme confusion coupled with amazement and a few titters of laughter.

     Amazed laughter at your titters.
Isn't this a respectable place? Can you laugh at my titters,sir? :bouncegiggle:
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: alandhopewell on January 05, 2012, 01:52:24 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 05, 2012, 09:52:23 AM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on January 04, 2012, 08:50:25 PM
Quote from: alandhopewell on January 03, 2012, 05:36:39 PM
...Grandiose, pseudo-authoritative statement that resounds of  insecurity.
Well, that ain't a freakin' sentence...

Quote from: alandhopewell on January 04, 2012, 01:59:45 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 04, 2012, 10:30:09 AM
Quote from: alandhopewell on January 03, 2012, 05:36:39 PM
     We did this over at the old Retroland, and it was fun....there's an anti-drug commercial on that uses the same form.
I'll begin.... Grandiose, pseudo-authoritative statement that resounds of  insecurity.
Quizzical response?
Quavering, sharp-toned exortation to mind one's own beeswax, as the speaker "knows what he's talking about!"
He may, but that still ain't not no sentence. 

Quote from: alandhopewell on January 04, 2012, 03:36:57 PM
Quote from: Flick James on January 04, 2012, 03:33:50 PM
Egregiously flippant, observing precariously with copious schadenfreude

     Strident request to examine the speaker's "dippin' licence".
Okay.  None of you are conversing in sentences.  And... you're eager to see his family jewels?

Accusation that poster isn't getting into the spirit of things.

     Shamefaced admission of "having an off day".
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 05, 2012, 03:18:21 PM
Quote from: alandhopewell on January 05, 2012, 01:52:24 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 05, 2012, 09:52:23 AM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on January 04, 2012, 08:50:25 PM
Quote from: alandhopewell on January 03, 2012, 05:36:39 PM
...Grandiose, pseudo-authoritative statement that resounds of  insecurity.
Well, that ain't a freakin' sentence...

Quote from: alandhopewell on January 04, 2012, 01:59:45 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 04, 2012, 10:30:09 AM
Quote from: alandhopewell on January 03, 2012, 05:36:39 PM
     We did this over at the old Retroland, and it was fun....there's an anti-drug commercial on that uses the same form.
I'll begin.... Grandiose, pseudo-authoritative statement that resounds of  insecurity.
Quizzical response?
Quavering, sharp-toned exortation to mind one's own beeswax, as the speaker "knows what he's talking about!"
He may, but that still ain't not no sentence. 

Quote from: alandhopewell on January 04, 2012, 03:36:57 PM
Quote from: Flick James on January 04, 2012, 03:33:50 PM
Egregiously flippant, observing precariously with copious schadenfreude

     Strident request to examine the speaker's "dippin' licence".
Okay.  None of you are conversing in sentences.  And... you're eager to see his family jewels?

Accusation that poster isn't getting into the spirit of things.

     Shamefaced admission of "having an off day".

Clarification.
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: alandhopewell on January 05, 2012, 03:33:01 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 05, 2012, 03:18:21 PM
Quote from: alandhopewell on January 05, 2012, 01:52:24 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 05, 2012, 09:52:23 AM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on January 04, 2012, 08:50:25 PM
Quote from: alandhopewell on January 03, 2012, 05:36:39 PM
...Grandiose, pseudo-authoritative statement that resounds of  insecurity.
Well, that ain't a freakin' sentence...

Quote from: alandhopewell on January 04, 2012, 01:59:45 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 04, 2012, 10:30:09 AM
Quote from: alandhopewell on January 03, 2012, 05:36:39 PM
     We did this over at the old Retroland, and it was fun....there's an anti-drug commercial on that uses the same form.
I'll begin.... Grandiose, pseudo-authoritative statement that resounds of  insecurity.
Quizzical response?
Quavering, sharp-toned exortation to mind one's own beeswax, as the speaker "knows what he's talking about!"
He may, but that still ain't not no sentence. 

Quote from: alandhopewell on January 04, 2012, 03:36:57 PM
Quote from: Flick James on January 04, 2012, 03:33:50 PM
Egregiously flippant, observing precariously with copious schadenfreude

     Strident request to examine the speaker's "dippin' licence".
Okay.  None of you are conversing in sentences.  And... you're eager to see his family jewels?

Accusation that poster isn't getting into the spirit of things.

     Shamefaced admission of "having an off day".

Clarification.

     Tear-streaked soliloquy detailing regret for being middle-aged, but not having formed a prog-rock band and touring the country, plus concern that his dog is not getting enough cheese.
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on January 05, 2012, 04:57:59 PM
Mistyped, allegedly humorous non-sequitur.
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: Mofo Rising on January 06, 2012, 03:19:11 AM
Mildly befuddled but eager to please response. Assiduously generic aside to hopefully prove the poster is still "with it."
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: Derf on January 06, 2012, 04:36:32 AM
Hotlink to picture from icanhascheezburger.com coupled with plea to get along and plenty of helpful emoticons.
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: Trevor on January 06, 2012, 07:31:28 AM
 :question: I'm not sure what this thread is about exactly so herewith a description of me:

He has balls up to here [raises hand to forehead] but sh*t for brains.  :tongueout: :wink:
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 06, 2012, 10:22:14 AM
Inside joke for board members inserted at random to defuse tension.
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: alandhopewell on January 06, 2012, 01:42:51 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 06, 2012, 10:22:14 AM
Inside joke for board members inserted at random to defuse tension.

     Amused response to joke, coupled with hotlinked photo of redhead in fishnet stockings....

(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7zudzcIKF1qac25fo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: tracy on January 06, 2012, 01:49:12 PM
Quote from: alandhopewell on January 06, 2012, 01:42:51 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 06, 2012, 10:22:14 AM
Inside joke for board members inserted at random to defuse tension.

     Amused response to joke, coupled with hotlinked photo of redhead in fishnet stockings....

(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7zudzcIKF1qac25fo1_500.jpg)
She's not a real redhead...
(http://www.our-happy-cat.com/image-files/208508357small.jpg)
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on January 06, 2012, 07:18:55 PM
Diatribe against subset of society, assigning problem to them.
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 06, 2012, 07:50:16 PM
Quote from: Ed, Ego and Superego on January 06, 2012, 07:18:55 PM
Diatribe against subset of society, assigning problem to them.

Hitler analogy.
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on January 06, 2012, 08:01:02 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 06, 2012, 07:50:16 PM
Quote from: Ed, Ego and Superego on January 06, 2012, 07:18:55 PM
Diatribe against subset of society, assigning problem to them.

Hitler analogy.

personal flame, followed by abbreviated assertation of jocular intentions. 
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: Mofo Rising on January 07, 2012, 04:22:07 AM
Quote from: Ed, Ego and Superego on January 06, 2012, 08:01:02 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 06, 2012, 07:50:16 PM
Quote from: Ed, Ego and Superego on January 06, 2012, 07:18:55 PM
Diatribe against subset of society, assigning problem to them.

Hitler analogy.

personal flame, followed by abbreviated assertation of jocular intentions. 

Defense for last poster for standing up against the "politically correct." Awkward second sentence that hints at beliefs that make everybody involved uncomfortable.
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: Derf on January 07, 2012, 06:18:50 AM
Hotlink to lolcat picture with Hitler-like mustache with irrelevant caption. Attempted Hitler joke that is generic and unfunny. Add lots of helpful emoticons.
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 07, 2012, 10:15:48 AM
Expression of exasperation against everyone.  Announcement of intent to leave board. 
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: alandhopewell on January 07, 2012, 01:31:24 PM
    Mass hotlinking of modes of the previous poster leaving the board, ranging from V-2 rockets to feeding himself to a large Aussie croc.
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: tracy on January 07, 2012, 01:36:56 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 07, 2012, 10:15:48 AM
Expression of exasperation against everyone.  Announcement of intent to leave board. 
Massive amounts chocolate and whatever turns Rev. Powell on to drink.
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: Mofo Rising on January 09, 2012, 02:17:24 AM
Intense discussion of chocolate and peanut butter. Combative argument about the triumphancy of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: Derf on January 09, 2012, 08:41:52 AM
Rejection of pro-Reese's argument accompanied by questioning the sanity and parentage of poster. Propose substitution of toffee and chocolate as Candy King.

Remembrance of overall thread discussion. Plea for a cessation of hostilities, accompanied by helpful emoticons and another irrelevant lolcat picture.
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 09, 2012, 10:08:51 AM
Quote from: tracy1963 on January 07, 2012, 01:36:56 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 07, 2012, 10:15:48 AM
Expression of exasperation against everyone.  Announcement of intent to leave board. 
Massive amounts chocolate and whatever turns Rev. Powell on to drink.

Suggestive comment that the poster turns me on.  No acknowledgment of former declaration of intent to leave.  Snarky comment directed at previous poster.
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: alandhopewell on January 09, 2012, 12:53:16 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 09, 2012, 10:08:51 AM
Quote from: tracy1963 on January 07, 2012, 01:36:56 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 07, 2012, 10:15:48 AM
Expression of exasperation against everyone.  Announcement of intent to leave board. 
Massive amounts chocolate and whatever turns Rev. Powell on to drink.

Suggestive comment that the poster turns me on.  No acknowledgment of former declaration of intent to leave.  Snarky comment directed at previous poster.

     Hotlinked photo of girl wearing an octopus, just to be strange.

(http://makefun.cn/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Img324275507.jpg)
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: Derf on January 09, 2012, 05:01:26 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 09, 2012, 10:08:51 AM
Quote from: tracy1963 on January 07, 2012, 01:36:56 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 07, 2012, 10:15:48 AM
Expression of exasperation against everyone.  Announcement of intent to leave board. 
Massive amounts chocolate and whatever turns Rev. Powell on to drink.

Suggestive comment that the poster turns me on.  No acknowledgment of former declaration of intent to leave.  Snarky comment directed at previous poster.

Request for snarky commenter to demonstrate on me his ability to gratify his same-sex partner. Apologize to all other posters for recent hostilities. Post many cheerful lolcats to help restore harmony.
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: tracy on January 09, 2012, 05:06:22 PM
Quote from: alandhopewell on January 09, 2012, 12:53:16 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 09, 2012, 10:08:51 AM
Quote from: tracy1963 on January 07, 2012, 01:36:56 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 07, 2012, 10:15:48 AM
Expression of exasperation against everyone.  Announcement of intent to leave board. 
Massive amounts chocolate and whatever turns Rev. Powell on to drink.

Suggestive comment that the poster turns me on.  No acknowledgment of former declaration of intent to leave.  Snarky comment directed at previous poster.

     Hotlinked photo of girl wearing an octopus, just to be strange.

(http://makefun.cn/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Img324275507.jpg)

Questioning glances at husband and suggestions of possible therapy. :teddyr:
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: alandhopewell on January 09, 2012, 05:18:50 PM
Quote from: tracy1963 on January 09, 2012, 05:06:22 PM
Quote from: alandhopewell on January 09, 2012, 12:53:16 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 09, 2012, 10:08:51 AM
Quote from: tracy1963 on January 07, 2012, 01:36:56 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 07, 2012, 10:15:48 AM
Expression of exasperation against everyone.  Announcement of intent to leave board. 
Massive amounts chocolate and whatever turns Rev. Powell on to drink.

Suggestive comment that the poster turns me on.  No acknowledgment of former declaration of intent to leave.  Snarky comment directed at previous poster.

     Hotlinked photo of girl wearing an octopus, just to be strange.

(http://makefun.cn/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Img324275507.jpg)
[/quote

Questioning glances at husband and suggestions of possible therapy. :teddyr:

     Response to questioning wife...."HEY! YOU married me!"

Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: JaseSF on January 10, 2012, 12:55:00 AM
What the frak?! Ah well, weirdness makes the world more interesting.
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: alandhopewell on January 10, 2012, 01:40:47 PM
Quote from: JaseSF on January 10, 2012, 12:55:00 AM
What the frak?! Ah well, weirdness makes the world more interesting.

    Request to "stay on topic", coupled with a cyber-"Gibbs".

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/7/30/128934707827621596.jpg)
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on January 10, 2012, 03:51:05 PM
News article tangentally related to OP.
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: alandhopewell on January 11, 2012, 01:54:14 PM
Quote from: Ed, Ego and Superego on January 10, 2012, 03:51:05 PM
News article tangentally related to OP.

     Quick trip to Snopes.com, to see if article is true, or something wrenched, hot and steaming, from the nether regions of some yutz with WAY too much time on his hands.
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on January 13, 2012, 01:03:41 PM
Imploringly ask that somone devote mental attention to the juvenile members of society.
Title: Re: DESCRIPTIVE THREAD
Post by: alandhopewell on January 13, 2012, 04:01:19 PM
Quote from: Ed, Ego and Superego on January 13, 2012, 01:03:41 PM
Imploringly ask that somone devote mental attention to the juvenile members of society.

     Snarky request that we begin with the board-requests show of hands.