Poll
Question:
I need your input: there are five films I'd like to review but I would like to know which one you would most like to read.
Option 1: Alone In The Dark
votes: 1
Option 2: Laser Mission
votes: 3
Option 3: Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
votes: 0
Option 4: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3
votes: 1
Option 5: Snakes On A Plane
votes: 3
Over to you guys. :teddyr:
SNAKES ON A PLANE was pretty hilarious.
Quote from: indianasmith on January 16, 2012, 07:43:23 AM
SNAKES ON A PLANE was pretty hilarious.
If and when I review that, I will have Mr Jackson say "I have had it with these naughty snakes on this naughty plane!" :wink:
Laser Mission
Quote from: Circus Circus on January 16, 2012, 08:11:08 AM
Laser Mission
:buggedout: :buggedout:
I know quite a few people who worked on that and they say they don't want it on their CVs. Another thing: a lot of the people credited don't exist at all, like "Mo Morice", "E Selavie" and "Bob Yrtuc" :teddyr:
I really think you should review BUCKY LARSON: BORN TO BE A STAR because it got a "0" on rottentomatoes.com
random thought (they all seem random any more),
have you ever reviewed "Safari 3000" with David Carradine and Stockard Channing?
Laser Mission, I actually recall enjoying watching that one believe or not although I cannot recall a whole lot about it off the top of my head...
Quote from: Trevor on January 16, 2012, 08:06:25 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on January 16, 2012, 07:43:23 AM
SNAKES ON A PLANE was pretty hilarious.
If and when I review that, I will have Mr Jackson say "I have had it with these naughty snakes on this naughty plane!" :wink:
Or, the Edited for TV version, "I have had it with the monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!"
Albert over at Agony Booth captured that off a tv broadcast, posted it on youtube and it 'went viral' to the point of being featured on an episode of Colbert (from what I've read...I have not seen it on Colbert).
Alone in the Dark, the movie that taught me that even if you get shot in the heart youw ill not die and that after being killed your head can move
Quote from: joejoe on January 16, 2012, 06:08:40 PM
have you ever reviewed "Safari 3000" with David Carradine and Stockard Channing?
Never but I would like to find it for our archives. :smile:
Quote from: The Burgomaster on January 16, 2012, 02:53:33 PM
I really think you should review BUCKY LARSON: BORN TO BE A STAR because it got a "0" on rottentomatoes.com
I'd like to see that because of all the wonderful reviews it got :tongueout: ~ it hasn't been released here as yet.
Quote from: Trevor on January 17, 2012, 12:59:56 AM
Quote from: The Burgomaster on January 16, 2012, 02:53:33 PM
I really think you should review BUCKY LARSON: BORN TO BE A STAR because it got a "0" on rottentomatoes.com
I'd like to see that because of all the wonderful reviews it got :tongueout: ~ it hasn't been released here as yet.
please don't Trevor, I sacrificed myself to watch that so no one here would have to
it'll rot your mind and take away your desire to see bad moives for an extended period of time like it did to me
Quote from: JaseSF on January 16, 2012, 08:16:13 PM
Laser Mission, I actually recall enjoying watching that one believe or not although I cannot recall a whole lot about it off the top of my head...
Guard: "Hee hee: dey gonna cut yor head off,
manana!"
Guard: "
Aqui, yankee!"
Gold: [after falling through a roof onto the table] "I just dropped in to say bon appetit!"
He's a mercenary man, mercenary man...... :buggedout: :buggedout:
Quote from: ulthar on January 16, 2012, 08:34:24 PM
Quote from: Trevor on January 16, 2012, 08:06:25 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on January 16, 2012, 07:43:23 AM
SNAKES ON A PLANE was pretty hilarious.
If and when I review that, I will have Mr Jackson say "I have had it with these naughty snakes on this naughty plane!" :wink:
Or, the Edited for TV version, "I have had it with the monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!"
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Results so far:
ALONE IN THE DARK: 1
LASER MISSION: 3
STAR TREK V: 0
TMNT3: 1
SNAKES ON A PLANE: 3
Still time to vote. :smile:
Thanks for the votes, people: I'll start work on SOAP and Laser Mission as soon as possible. I also intend to do the others throughout the year too. :smile:
I vote Laser Mission.. Brandon Lee and Ernest Borgnine?? A match made in heaven!
Quote from: retrorussell on January 24, 2012, 06:58:23 PM
I vote Laser Mission.. Brandon Lee and Ernest Borgnine?? A match made in heaven!
There's one scene in that film which always makes me laugh: Mr Borgnine shoots a guard who seems surprised and shocked at being killed and falls backwards over an oil drum with a very hollow KA THUNK sound. :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: retrorussell on January 24, 2012, 06:58:23 PM
I vote Laser Mission.. Brandon Lee and Ernest Borgnine?? A match made in heaven!
OK, just for that, I'm going to mention you in the review that I've almost completed. :wink: :teddyr: Something along the lines of how that lovely song
Midnight drove you nuts while
Mercenary Man drove me insane. :buggedout: :teddyr:
:thumbup: Thanks! :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: retrorussell on May 02, 2012, 11:16:33 PM
:thumbup: Thanks! :bouncegiggle:
I have now inserted you into the Lessons Learned section. :teddyr: