Pay close attention!
(And please excuse the fact that I can't do some mathematical symbols on this keyboard)
As any man knows, in order to get a woman, you have to spend time and money, right? So let's express that mathematically:
Women = Time X Money
However, any good businessman will tell you that Time IS Money. Therefore:
Women = Money X Money (or, M squared)
Now then, the Holy Writ informs us that "Money is the Root of All Evil", so:
The square root of M(squared) = Evil
THEREFORE:
Women = EVIL !!!!!!!
:teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:
I like it. Ironclad logic.
I finally understand all that stoning in Biblical times.
Rats! You've foiled our plans! Well, since we can't prey on you men anymore, I guess I'll just go and become a lesbian now.
Now don't go and do anything drastic - just because you can't rule over us doesn't mean you can't manipulate us!!!!
oops! Gotta go, wife is calling! :teddyr:
Quote from: indianasmith on February 02, 2012, 10:30:56 PM
Pay close attention!
(And please excuse the fact that I can't do some mathematical symbols on this keyboard)
As any man knows, in order to get a woman, you have to spend time and money, right? So let's express that mathematically:
Women = Time X Money
However, any good businessman will tell you that Time IS Money. Therefore:
Women = Money X Money (or, M squared)
Now then, the Holy Writ informs us that "Money is the Root of All Evil", so:
The square root of M(squared) = Evil
THEREFORE:
Women = EVIL !!!!!!!
:teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:
You really need to stop drinking the shampoo; it always leads to this...bubbly mood. :drink:
I guess that's why you don't see many mathameticinas hanging out with women.
Your theory is radical and quite dangerous. This new theory could change everything and make you a target. Be careful and keep spreading the word!
Quote from: indianasmith on February 02, 2012, 10:30:56 PM
Pay close attention!
(And please excuse the fact that I can't do some mathematical symbols on this keyboard)
As any man knows, in order to get a woman, you have to spend time and money, right? So let's express that mathematically:
Women = Time X Money
However, any good businessman will tell you that Time IS Money. Therefore:
Women = Money X Money (or, M squared)
Now then, the Holy Writ informs us that "Money is the Root of All Evil", so:
The square root of M(squared) = Evil
THEREFORE:
Women = EVIL !!!!!!!
:teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:
Dude! I am flabbergasted! Stunned! Shocked! Yet impressed by your genius. :bouncegiggle:
You will have ample time to spread the word after Mrs. Indy send you to sleep with the goats.
We are not ... evil! Just gullible. EVE, the first woman, believed a story that a snake told her. l'll admit, a talking snake should have been her first clue! Duh! But we all know that it was SATAN, masquerading as that snake, who told her to give the apple to ADAM, the first man. That didn't make her a bad person ... just an airhead. :teddyr:
Quote from: Silverlady on February 03, 2012, 05:47:45 PM
We are not ... evil! Just gullible. EVE, the first woman, believed a story that a snake told her. l'll admit, a talking snake should have been her first clue! Duh! But we all know that it was SATAN, masquerading as that snake, who told her to give the apple to ADAM, the first man. That didn't make her a bad person ... just an airhead. :teddyr:
That's not the way I understand the story. I refer you to one older and wiser than I.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs9WEExFT0g&feature=related
Quote from: Silverlady on February 03, 2012, 05:47:45 PM
EVE, the first woman, believed a story that a snake told her.
...and ever since, long slimy things continue to get women, and men, into trouble.
Yes we're evil, but face it, you'll all keep falling for our tricks. As long as there are things like cleavage and stilletto heels we'll still get our way.
Indy may not make sense, but at least he keeps it interesting.
Quote from: Snivelly on February 03, 2012, 08:57:08 PM
Yes we're evil, but face it, you'll all keep falling for our tricks. As long as there are things like cleavage and stilletto heels we'll still get our way.
Yeah, pretty much. :twirl:
It's "Love of Money is the root of all evil", not money itself. Generally men are more often the ones to actually commit evil acts history has shown us - maybe love of money is = love of women....who knows?
I was told that girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice, and it's actually us boys who are nothing but snips and snails and puppy dog tails.
Of course I think it was my Mom who told me that. Hey, I've been the victim of a conspiracy here!!!
Quote from: Jack on February 04, 2012, 07:41:09 AM
I was told that girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice, and it's actually us boys who are nothing but snips and snails and puppy dog tails.
Of course I think it was my Mom who told me that. Hey, I've been the victim of a conspiracy here!!!
I remember when my mom told me that. I said something about knowing what part was made from the puppy dog tail, and got cuffed upside the head. :teddyr:
Quote from: JaseSF on February 04, 2012, 12:25:05 AM
It's "Love of Money is the root of all evil", not money itself. Generally men are more often the ones to actually commit evil acts history has shown us - maybe love of money is = love of women....who knows?
Okay, that's far too serious for this thread, Jase. You are banned.
:tongueout:
Quote from: Snivelly on February 03, 2012, 08:57:08 PM
Yes we're evil, but face it, you'll all keep falling for our tricks. As long as there are things like cleavage and stilletto heels we'll still get our way.
Yes, Boobs, stilettos, skimpy outfits are our weaknesses. :tongueout: Yet some of us see past that, if you know what I mean :wink: :tongueout:
Quote from: El Toro Loco on February 04, 2012, 10:55:00 AM
Quote from: Snivelly on February 03, 2012, 08:57:08 PM
Yes we're evil, but face it, you'll all keep falling for our tricks. As long as there are things like cleavage and stilletto heels we'll still get our way.
Yes, Boobs, stilettos, skimpy outfits are our weaknesses. :tongueout: Yet some of us see past that, if you know what I mean :wink: :tongueout:
I thought those looked like X-ray glasses on your avatar.
Quote from: Jack on February 04, 2012, 07:41:09 AM
I was told that girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice, and it's actually us boys who are nothing but snips and snails and puppy dog tails.
Of course I think it was my Mom who told me that. Hey, I've been the victim of a conspiracy here!!!
At least your Mom told you. I had to learn about it from Bela Lugosi.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHkXFsK6UUg&feature=related