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Hey, dummy. The football is over there.
A team of specially-trained police dogs are investigating a meteor that fell on the football field. We will bring you updates from the sidelines as soon as we have them. Please stay tuned.
Hmmm....it's orange....but it doesn't smell orange.
Dog #1: "I wanna bite it!"
Dog #2: "I wanna pee on it!"