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Man, this duty sucks. I'd rather be out on the front lines than standing here watching prisoners all day - especially when they're using the bathroom, or well, you know...
I know it's tough....but we're gonna be out here all day if you don't learn to land this thing!
Quote from: sprite75 on February 05, 2012, 11:46:31 PM
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Guard #1: Man, about freakin' time!
Driver of pizza delivery ship: Haaaa.. kkkkkk... here is your pizza. Double cheese with pepperoni and sausage. May the force be with you.
Guard #2: Wha.. Lord Vader?! Is that you?!
Vader: Yes, I'm afraid. The Jedi have forced us into an ecomonic depression, so I needed some extra cash on the side. That will be 26 galactic credits.
Guard #3: Here you go, Lord Vader. Give our best to the Emperor.
Vader: What.. no tip?!! (uses force to strangle guards)
"Hey Frank? You ever wonder if the whole 'Panopticon' thing kind of loses its effect if the prisoners can see us?"
"Shut up, Bill."
Guard #1: "Well at least they finally put railings on these things. I remember back on the old Death Star, take one wrong step and it's a 1,000 foot drop. That could be hell on a Monday morning."
"As building inspector I've found 867 faults that need correcting, and we're only on the first floor."