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DIRECTOR - Okay; the scene is: you, Jason, leap out of the water and grab Adrienne around the neck and drag her under with you. Got it?
JASON - Yeah, Sean? I got a problem with that....
DIRECTOR - What is it.
JASON - I thought my character was dead already, so how can I be grabbing Adrienne in the first place? Also, since it's my mom that has the vendetta against the counselors, what's my say in any of this to begin with... and I have a problem with aggressiveness against women in general....
DIRECTOR - Oh, for the.... Look, it isn't even my thing, Jason; I promised the makeup guy we'd either put his idea for an ending in or we'd have to pay him - one or the other.
JASON - I don't feel good about this.
ADRIENNE - Guys, can we just do this; I'm getting cold in this boat.
JASON - (to Adrienne) YOU'RE gettin' cold...?
DIRECTOR - Come on, we're losing daylight; let's get this in one shot then we can have a gnosh, eh? Places, everybody!
JASON - Sorry in advance, Adrienne. (starts to get under the water)
ADRIENNE - It's okay; Union pays me, regardless.
That's the last time I go out with The Creature from the Black Lagoon's son....one date and he's all over me!
Well, know we know why the sign says "no swimming".
Jason: Sorry, ma'am. I looked all along the riverbed but I couldn't find your car keys.
Adrienne: Oh well.. thanks for trying.
"Every time I fart, this guy covered in muck pops out of my ass."
"Don't take this the wrong way Jason but you look way better with the makeup on."