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"It appears that in my haste to report to the bridge, I neglected to put on my uniform."
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Tuvok suddenly realizes he has a bad case of rug burn.
"Actually Captain, According to regulation MX-1649A section A paragraph 3, the thong is considered an acceptable Starfleet Uniform, and as such, will remain my duty uniform until you make that b**ch Seven of Nine put on an outfit that actually fits her."
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Polyester uniforms are most illogical.
'Note to self. Before batazed wedding, remove all incriminating tatoos and animated body art.'
I am too sexy for my shirt!
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Even Vulcans, it seems, have that "show up for work naked" nightmare.
I'm tired of being the smart guy! Why can't I be the eye candy for once?