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Title: Note to self: Thank Riker and Troi for this spa recommendation
Post by: sprite75 on March 05, 2012, 08:32:38 PM
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Note to self: Thank Riker and Troi for this spa recommendation
Title: Re: Note to self: Thank Riker and Troi for this spa recommendation
Post by: retrorussell on March 06, 2012, 12:12:08 AM
Hey, Captain!  Know what this is?

What is it?

It's a brain sucker.  You know what it's doing?

No.. what?

It's going hungry.  Ha ha ha!

Leave me alone... idiot.
Title: Re: Note to self: Thank Riker and Troi for this spa recommendation
Post by: tracy on March 06, 2012, 03:59:02 PM
I would read the bumps on your head but there aren't any....get me a hammer!
Title: Re: Note to self: Thank Riker and Troi for this spa recommendation
Post by: Nakuyabi on March 06, 2012, 06:40:30 PM
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Picard: Torture me all you want, Klingon, I'll never crack!

Klingon: Oh, but you will. By the time my mind probe is through with you, you'll
be begging to tell me everything you know. You'll be my puppet; my slave!

Picard: Great! You're doing great! Turn your little toy up!
Title: Re: Note to self: Thank Riker and Troi for this spa recommendation
Post by: Leah on March 06, 2012, 06:42:09 PM
Klingon: how's that?
Picard: I love it, you made feel FABULOUS!!!!

Klingon: don't sing "fabulous" again
Title: Re: Note to self: Thank Riker and Troi for this spa recommendation
Post by: WildHoosier09 on March 09, 2012, 09:05:19 PM
Ok, let's size you up for a toupee
Title: Re: Note to self: Thank Riker and Troi for this spa recommendation
Post by: TheDope on March 10, 2012, 07:09:14 AM
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KLINGON BABE - The itsy bitsy spider crawls up the fat bald head...

PICARD - WOULD YOU GET OUT OF HERE??!
Title: Re: Note to self: Thank Riker and Troi for this spa recommendation
Post by: sprite75 on March 15, 2012, 07:23:07 PM
Picard, you have dandruff
Title: Re: Note to self: Thank Riker and Troi for this spa recommendation
Post by: sprite75 on March 27, 2012, 10:58:52 AM
The Klingons have adapted the Turkish Bath to their own culture.  Captain Picard decided to try it out for once.
Title: Re: Note to self: Thank Riker and Troi for this spa recommendation
Post by: Chainsawmidget on March 30, 2012, 10:16:52 PM
So, tell me Picard, have you ever seen the movie Hannibal? 
Title: Re: Note to self: Thank Riker and Troi for this spa recommendation
Post by: AndyC on March 31, 2012, 10:10:53 AM
"Well, actually, Captain, a Klingon baby's butt is much rougher than this."
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