Chainsaw Midget said I should start a "I Hate RCMerchant" thread-so I'm putting my money where my mouth is.
.Unlike chainnsaw I am almost a midget. I'm 5'2"-weigh all of 119 pounds.I'm what my father called me-a and I quote him-a "sawed off little basterd."
.I'm an alcholic. I drink.A lot. I drink whiskey like you drink water.
.I always think I'm right.So f**k you.
.I hate spam. The kind on the internet-and the stuff that comes inna tin.It's really nasty s**t.I don't care if you fry it-scramble it with eggs and taters-its still not good.Waaaay to salty. I hate salt.Its to...salty.
But, these are all the reasons why I like you . . .
Yeah I hate that guy too. :wink:
Makes me angry how he is so awesome.
Can't hate you Ronnie. Can't even hate your awesomeness. :wink: Though at the risk of being a downer, I will say I hate the drink: I fear it will take you from us too soon.
Ronny: I love you, brother. There - I said it. * HUG*
I do hate the guys who sell RC cola!
Nasty brown sugar water!!!! :hatred:
Quote from: indianasmith on April 15, 2012, 08:59:58 AM
I do hate the guys who sell RC cola!
Nasty brown sugar water!!!! :hatred:
WhoaH! Its only 89 cents! How can ya not like that?
Quote.Unlike chainnsaw I am almost a midget.
There you go assuming things about people again, sure, maybe I am five foot eight, but what gives you the right to just assume things like that, huh? jerk.
And what's with that avatar? You care barley tell who that is. Is that really the best picture you could come up with?
Quote.I always think I'm right.So f**k you.
Right back at ya'!
Lousy so-and-so stealing my topic idea...
all hail RCMerchant :cheers:
I hate that I can't give RC karma. :hatred:
I don't. You're pretty cool.
I hate 'im I love 'im I hate 'im I love 'im... we should have a nauseated emoticon. :smile:
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on April 15, 2012, 10:10:09 AM
Quote.Unlike chainnsaw I am almost a midget.
There you go assuming things about people again, sure, maybe I am five foot eight, but what gives you the right to just assume things like that, huh? jerk.
And what's with that avatar? You care barley tell who that is. Is that really the best picture you could come up with?
Quote.I always think I'm right.So f**k you.
Right back at ya'!
Lousy so-and-so stealing my topic idea...
See? Told ya I was always right!
Not only are you not a midget-I am a jerk!
Ta da! Magic!
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 15, 2012, 01:35:50 PM
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on April 15, 2012, 10:10:09 AM
Quote.Unlike chainnsaw I am almost a midget.
There you go assuming things about people again, sure, maybe I am five foot eight, but what gives you the right to just assume things like that, huh? jerk.
And what's with that avatar? You care barley tell who that is. Is that really the best picture you could come up with?
Quote.I always think I'm right.So f**k you.
Right back at ya'!
Lousy so-and-so stealing my topic idea...
See? Told ya I was always right!
Not only are you not a midget-I am a jerk!
Ta da! Magic!
Stuff like that is exactly why people hate you. :tongueout:
I hate RC for making me into a hater, just for this topic! :hatred: :tongueout:
Hate you? No way. You're a "Bela" fanatic ... and I'm not talking about that chick from "Twillight". You know a lot of cool stuff and ... you hate SPAM. The internet kind and that gross stuff they try to pass off as food. You're OK in my book, RC. :teddyr:
Quote from: Silverlady on April 15, 2012, 07:59:09 PM
Hate you? No way. You're a "Bela" fanatic ... and I'm not talking about that chick from "Twillight". You know a lot of cool stuff and ... you hate SPAM. The internet kind and that gross stuff they try to pass off as food. You're OK in my book, RC. :teddyr:
Dang! Your supposed to hate me! :wink:
Thank you sweetie.
Quote from: bob on April 15, 2012, 11:31:34 AM
all hail RCMerchant :cheers:
A variation on that: Oh hell...it's RCMerchant! :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: Menard on April 15, 2012, 08:25:20 PM
Quote from: bob on April 15, 2012, 11:31:34 AM
all hail RCMerchant :cheers:
A variation on that: Oh hell...it's RCMerchant! :bouncegiggle:
I like it!
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 15, 2012, 01:35:50 PM
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on April 15, 2012, 10:10:09 AM
Quote.Unlike chainnsaw I am almost a midget.
There you go assuming things about people again, sure, maybe I am five foot eight, but what gives you the right to just assume things like that, huh? jerk.
And what's with that avatar? You care barley tell who that is. Is that really the best picture you could come up with?
Quote.I always think I'm right.So f**k you.
Right back at ya'!
Lousy so-and-so stealing my topic idea...
See? Told ya I was always right!
Not only are you not a midget-I am a jerk!
Ta da! Magic!
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: Menard on April 15, 2012, 08:25:20 PM
Quote from: bob on April 15, 2012, 11:31:34 AM
all hail RCMerchant :cheers:
A variation on that: Oh hell...it's RCMerchant! :bouncegiggle:
:bouncegiggle:
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on April 15, 2012, 09:05:36 PM
Quote from: Menard on April 15, 2012, 08:25:20 PM
Quote from: bob on April 15, 2012, 11:31:34 AM
all hail RCMerchant :cheers:
A variation on that: Oh hell...it's RCMerchant! :bouncegiggle:
I like it!
:bluesad:
I don't hate ya RC
I look forward to reading your posts on here
it brightnens my usual dismal day
Family's always embarrassing, ain't it? That's one reason I like this place. :teddyr:
hi
I LOVE THE FACT THAT I KICKED YOUR ASS AT CHESS,EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE NOT PLAYED IT.I love karloff and you love lugosi,two peas on the plate.You are the kinda guy i admire,you say what you mean,you mean what you say.long live RC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't hate you...I don't seriously dislike you...I wonder about you sometimes but then I often wonder about myself. You're a smart and interesting guy. :wink:
Sorry Bro, can't do it.
Quote from: tracy1963 on April 16, 2012, 01:36:55 PM
I don't hate you...I don't seriously dislike you...I wonder about you sometimes but then I often wonder about myself. You're a smart and interesting guy. :wink:
He's also this forum's mascot
BELA and don't you forget it! We hate 'im. :teddyr:
I am probably one of the few guys who gets a real kick out of the few drawings RCMerchant has shared with us. We see very little, but I dig it a lot.
I hate your awesomeness. :thumbdown:
I'm sufferin' from Merchant Envy
He only made this topic so people would tell him that they don't hate him and think he's awesome. if that's not a reason to hate him, I don't know what is.
Well, I guess there's also he zoo incident. Those poor monkeys will never walk again.
Quote from: Allhallowsday on April 16, 2012, 09:47:16 PM
Quote from: tracy1963 on April 16, 2012, 01:36:55 PM
I don't hate you...I don't seriously dislike you...I wonder about you sometimes but then I often wonder about myself. You're a smart and interesting guy. :wink:
He's also this forum's mascot BELA and don't you forget it! We hate 'im. :teddyr:
I could try harder. :wink:
RC, self hate isn't posi. Self love is posi (so OK that just sounds wrong yet it's true).
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on April 17, 2012, 11:59:44 AM
He only made this topic so people would tell him that they don't hate him and think he's awesome. if that's not a reason to hate him, I don't know what is.
Well, I guess there's also he zoo incident. Those poor monkeys will never walk again.
"He zoo"? If you try to be funny, you should at least copyedit your postings. And I said we hate 'im.
I hate KeeperOfTheB-List, what a stupid name; immature, too.
I hate RCMerchant so much I'm following him on Tumblr!
Quote from: Saucerman on April 19, 2012, 07:40:34 AM
I hate RCMerchant so much I'm following him on Tumblr!
Cool! Whats yer name on Tumblr?
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 19, 2012, 04:47:04 PM
Quote from: Saucerman on April 19, 2012, 07:40:34 AM
I hate RCMerchant so much I'm following him on Tumblr!
Cool! Whats yer name on Tumblr?
I posted anonmyously to you on Tumblr. BWAHAHAHA- *HACK*
s**t. Never got the hang of evil laughter.
I don't know you well enough to hate you yet, but, I'll keep it in mind.
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 19, 2012, 04:47:04 PM
Quote from: Saucerman on April 19, 2012, 07:40:34 AM
I hate RCMerchant so much I'm following him on Tumblr!
Cool! Whats yer name on Tumblr?
monsters-and-madness. I post a mix of classic movie monsters, Dungeons & Dragons humor, and fat girl appreciation.
Quote from: Saucerman on April 21, 2012, 09:46:12 AM
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 19, 2012, 04:47:04 PM
Quote from: Saucerman on April 19, 2012, 07:40:34 AM
I hate RCMerchant so much I'm following him on Tumblr!
Cool! Whats yer name on Tumblr?
monsters-and-madness. I post a mix of classic movie monsters, Dungeons & Dragons humor, and fat girl appreciation.
I used to play Dungeons and Dragons....and a number of other non-computer role-playing games. I enjoyed it quite a bit. :smile:
Quote from: Allhallowsday on April 17, 2012, 09:24:28 PM
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on April 17, 2012, 11:59:44 AM
He only made this topic so people would tell him that they don't hate him and think he's awesome. if that's not a reason to hate him, I don't know what is.
Well, I guess there's also he zoo incident. Those poor monkeys will never walk again.
"He zoo"? If you try to be funny, you should at least copyedit your postings. And I said we hate 'im.
It's a term from the lower east side of NY, like 'youze' guys, 'he zoo' as in Hey you.. :teddyr:
Quote from: Frank81 on April 21, 2012, 12:43:27 PM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on April 17, 2012, 09:24:28 PM
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on April 17, 2012, 11:59:44 AM
He only made this topic so people would tell him that they don't hate him and think he's awesome. if that's not a reason to hate him, I don't know what is.
Well, I guess there's also he zoo incident. Those poor monkeys will never walk again.
"He zoo"? If you try to be funny, you should at least copyedit your postings. And I said we hate 'im.
It's a term from the lower east side of NY, like 'youze' guys, 'he zoo' as in Hey you.. :teddyr:
Thank you sir.
Chainsaw-dont be a shmooz-because I don't have any clue what were talking about.
Talk about old movies-that I know.
Otherwise Im a babbling drunk.
So f**k you.
Next. I need to hear it.I'm an insecure geek who wants to know why I'm such a loser-its hard to know from the inside.
I know you said so,Chainsaw-but I dont put much beans in what you say-because yer a jerk.
I hate RC for what he did with those potatoes, you just can't do that RC! :hatred: :wink:
So ... apparently I'm a jerk. Why am I always the last one to find out these things?
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on April 21, 2012, 10:11:26 PM
So ... apparently I'm a jerk. Why am I always the last one to find out these things?
We're hijacking the thread.
I hate Chainsaw Midget!
Quote from: Rev. Powell on April 22, 2012, 09:02:14 AM
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on April 21, 2012, 10:11:26 PM
So ... apparently I'm a jerk. Why am I always the last one to find out these things?
We're hijacking the thread.
I hate Chainsaw Midget!
Oh, let's not hijack the thread. Let's just form a club. :smile:
Quote from: Allhallowsday on April 22, 2012, 10:02:28 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on April 22, 2012, 09:02:14 AM
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on April 21, 2012, 10:11:26 PM
So ... apparently I'm a jerk. Why am I always the last one to find out these things?
We're hijacking the thread.
I hate Chainsaw Midget!
Oh, let's not hijack the thread. Let's just form a club. :smile:
... Can I join?
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on April 22, 2012, 11:54:55 AM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on April 22, 2012, 10:02:28 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on April 22, 2012, 09:02:14 AM
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on April 21, 2012, 10:11:26 PM
So ... apparently I'm a jerk. Why am I always the last one to find out these things?
We're hijacking the thread.
I hate Chainsaw Midget!
Oh, let's not hijack the thread. Let's just form a club. :smile:
... Can I join?
Of course you can! Self-hatred is not considered healthy, though.
I didn't want to actually join. I just wanted to be able to refuse when you invited me to join ... because I'm a jerk.
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on April 22, 2012, 07:23:13 PM
I didn't want to actually join. I just wanted to be able to refuse when you invited me to join ... because I'm a jerk.
You're young. You don't have to be a jerk. Like
RC, or
me, or any old jerk. Don't be a jerk.